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Boomer · January 2nd, 2008, 14:26

If today, right now a space ship came down and revealed that earth is infact not the real earth
and the real date is the year 40,000 something and everyone on our world had to join the imperium and chose a job what would do?

Me, well first knowing what I know about the Imperium I would not be to happy to worship a corpse on a shiny chair. So I would most likely join a rebel faction and become a freedom fighter.
Well that’s till the space marines turn up were I would throw my rifle on the floor and suddenly remember how to be a loyal servant of the Imperium then I would most likely get a desk job in one of the terra based offices.
Living out the rest of my life in comfort and as far from any battlefield full of crazed alien warriors as I can be!

Tsele · January 2nd, 2008, 14:33

I would tag along with the Space Marines since the beginning...

And traitors who drop their weapons and promise allegiance to the Emperor of Mankind is just a corpse and doesn't know it yet... only without a weapon!

Aubec · January 2nd, 2008, 15:31

I would join the Adeptus Munitorium and force poor IG grunts to have their forms filled out in triplicate and notarized. Oh yeah, and have the commisars shoot them if they complain.

Toxic · January 2nd, 2008, 15:36

Ether Marines (Black Templar) or the one above.

Quick · January 2nd, 2008, 15:50

Knowing what I know about the Imperium, the first thing I would do is join the Inquisition. Being above the law can be really comfortable.

Shiz_Vaerth · January 2nd, 2008, 16:00

Join the Ordo Xenos, seek to learn more about the Eldar and try to move to a craftworld (not likely). Failing that I'd claim that THEY are all heretics and try to maintain worship to god on earth. I'd probably end up as an arco-flagellant though.

Plasma Catcher · January 2nd, 2008, 16:00

Unfortunately you cant just decide to be a space marine. You would have to be a perfect example of the human specimen with a an extreme talent for butt kickin'. And even then you would have a hard time catching the attention of the... talent scouts.

As for a job... a political position I think.

Tsele · January 2nd, 2008, 16:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plasma Catcher

Unfortunately you cant just decide to be a space marine. You would have to be a perfect example of the human specimen with a an extreme talent for butt kickin'. And even then you would have a hard time catching the attention of the... talent scouts.

As for a job... a political position I think.

If I couldn't I would just go and knock their door and enlist myself... ;Y

Demandred · January 2nd, 2008, 16:09

I agree with whoever said they would get a desk job on terra. I would do the same and stay as far away as possible from any sort of IG, Inquisitorial, or navy sort of position as I humanly could. I would sit at my desk saying "praise the Emperor" all day long to stay safe.

The world of 40k really sucks actually and thats the only way I think I could possible be safe at all from all the countless enemies of mankind, not to mention the enemies within.

Kamenwati · January 2nd, 2008, 16:10

Most likely I'd end up as a Adeptus Mechanicus Acolyte, most likely an Engiseer (Sp?). I know binary so they would probably induce me to protect their "secret" language.

Maybe from there become a toady, I mean henchman, I mean retinue of a Inquisitor.

January 2nd, 2008, 14:26	#1 (permalink)
Boomer Aliens make my willy cry. Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: I hobby till I bleed. Age: 29 Posts: 1,248 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 74	If 40k was real? <a onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outgoing/http_d1_openx_org_ck_php_n_a83f474f_amp_cb_46587945173');" rel='nofollow' href='http://d1.openx.org/ck.php?n=a83f474f&cb=46587945173' target='_blank'><img src='http://d1.openx.org/avw.php?zoneid=22572&cb=46587945173&n=a83f474f' border='0' alt='' /></a> If today, right now a space ship came down and revealed that earth is infact not the real earth and the real date is the year 40,000 something and everyone on our world had to join the imperium and chose a job what would do? Me, well first knowing what I know about the Imperium I would not be to happy to worship a corpse on a shiny chair. So I would most likely join a rebel faction and become a freedom fighter. Well that’s till the space marines turn up were I would throw my rifle on the floor and suddenly remember how to be a loyal servant of the Imperium then I would most likely get a desk job in one of the terra based offices. Living out the rest of my life in comfort and as far from any battlefield full of crazed alien warriors as I can be! __________________ ------------------------------------------------------------------ Current army project : The Khrave & Barghesi

January 2nd, 2008, 14:33	#2 (permalink)
Tsele LO Zealot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Thessaloniki, Greece Age: 29 Posts: 1,772 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 65	I would tag along with the Space Marines since the beginning... And traitors who drop their weapons and promise allegiance to the Emperor of Mankind is just a corpse and doesn't know it yet... only without a weapon! __________________ Thanks to all the people showing faith in me I sometimes feel that everyone will leave me and they will be on their own...

January 2nd, 2008, 15:50	#5 (permalink)
Quick The Pacifist Wargamer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Land of Frost Posts: 1,500 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 78	Knowing what I know about the Imperium, the first thing I would do is join the Inquisition. Being above the law can be really comfortable. __________________ WHFB: Dwarfs \|\| 40k: Imperial Fists \|\| Hordes: Trollbloods

January 2nd, 2008, 16:00	#7 (permalink)
Plasma Catcher Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: On tour Age: 29 Posts: 575 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 63	Unfortunately you cant just decide to be a space marine. You would have to be a perfect example of the human specimen with a an extreme talent for butt kickin'. And even then you would have a hard time catching the attention of the... talent scouts. As for a job... a political position I think. __________________ It's worth a krak! [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

January 2nd, 2008, 16:09	#9 (permalink)
Demandred Fat Magic Toad o' Doom Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Lincoln, Nebraska, USA Age: 25 Posts: 1,968 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 88 Total Awards: 1	I agree with whoever said they would get a desk job on terra. I would do the same and stay as far away as possible from any sort of IG, Inquisitorial, or navy sort of position as I humanly could. I would sit at my desk saying "praise the Emperor" all day long to stay safe. The world of 40k really sucks actually and thats the only way I think I could possible be safe at all from all the countless enemies of mankind, not to mention the enemies within. __________________ By the will of the Old Ones! For Bretonnia, the King, and the Lady!

January 2nd, 2008, 15:31	#3 (permalink)
Aubec Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Tennessee Age: 36 Posts: 51 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 42	I would join the Adeptus Munitorium and force poor IG grunts to have their forms filled out in triplicate and notarized. Oh yeah, and have the commisars shoot them if they complain.

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Toxic Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 155 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 33	Ether Marines (Black Templar) or the one above.

January 2nd, 2008, 16:10	#10 (permalink)
Kamenwati Forgotten King of Lahmia Join Date: Sep 2007 Age: 25 Posts: 133 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 28	Most likely I'd end up as a Adeptus Mechanicus Acolyte, most likely an Engiseer (Sp?). I know binary so they would probably induce me to protect their "secret" language. Maybe from there become a toady, I mean henchman, I mean retinue of a Inquisitor. __________________ Do not question the dice gods for their wrath is swift and terrible.

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