Welcome to Librarium Online!
We can now shoot plasma! But haven't quite got the cooling thing worked out.
We fire massive bolts of... metal? Affective range of roughly 100 ft.
We have cool helmets, that have no Infa-Red or NightVision scopes.
Our machine gun ranges are affected by your movement! That's right, take one step forward and the gun can only fire half as far!
We've got great suit of body armor, but the average cost of outfitting a soldier still doesn't justify protecting all of them.
We finally made a chainsaw into a weapon. They all thought we were mad, but we should them!
We have ultra fast space flight. But instead of going through normal space, we decided it would be a better idea to cut through another dimension filled with nightmarish monstrousities.
Every squad is now equipped with elsatic bindings, to make sure you don't lose one another under any circumstances whatsoever. Try to move away from your squad mate and BOING back you go before you can do anything else. They're also invisible.
Motorbikes are now about 3 times as wide for better stability. But slowing down to navigate forests won't help you in the slightest. But it's ok, we kept the crotch rocket feature.
Gernades are now hand held even through detenation. Dropping these guys was a real pain in the butt.
All of your equipment is welded on to your armor, that way the alien scum can't pick it up!
And saving the best for last. We now have teleportation techology... with a few minor risks, but hey! Instant travel!
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.
"Motorbikes are three times as wide for extra stability"
Lol, very good.
Total 40k: >5000pts
total WFB: ~2000pts
I also enjoy good music, fine food, late night strolls on the beach and dancing in moonkin form :)
Our tanks can only move twice as fast as a running infantryman...on roads only!
Our vehicle weapons lack the stabilizers needed to fire on the move...unlike 21st century MBTs!
We can only punch our opponent twice if we are charging in the assault phase and are equipped with two-handed projectile weapons.
Our bullets do the same amount of damage as sharp objects or even our bare hands (Str 3 Guardsman and Str 3 Lasgun with or without bayonet)
Our vehicles do not have the physical space to store the number of soldiers it was tasked to do for!
Lastly...our troops go into battle with only 1 clip of ammo! All right, not the case for Eldar, Tau and Guard but certainly the case for MEQs and Orks!
Our computer systems involve finding a decently intelligent dude, chopping the head off and ramming a cat-40k line straight into his cranium. [Well, at least they aren't using Windows, so slight progress there...]
Our spaceships are mile+ long works, that carry torpedoes flying only in straight line.
We can raise the dead, collect DNA and clone, design anti-grav equipment, travel to other planets and have mean psychic abilities, but still our best tank (Land Raider) is based on design meant as gardening tractor for people with technical capabilities of a chimpanzee and even then only handfull of people in our empire are capable of building/repairing one.
we use highly advanced technology to travel in space. We have Laser, Plasma, Heat weapons. We can build Fortresses in space and run them for many years. We have advanced cyber stuffs also.
But we use 10000 old machines, lost almost all of the blueprints to them, and nobody has enough mind to make a new one or to invent new and better machines and equipment...
And where is the prepetual energy?
Although power armour is highly advanced it forces its wearers to be constantly crouched, even when standing up
The standard gun of the day cannot penetrate the advanced wet t shirt armour of the orks
Check out Sepulchre, Zombie expansion for necronmunda