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Jacob died and went to heaven. At the gates, Saint Peter greeted him "Welcome to Heaven" he said.
Now, the first thing that came to Jacob was the fact that the gates were riddled with clocks. "What are those?" he inquired.
"Oh, those" said Saint Peter, "those are the lie clocks. Everyone has one. When they lie, the hands on the clock move. See, there's Mother Theresa's one. She hasn't lied ever, and the hands haven't budged. And there's Abraham Lincoln's clock. It's hands have only moved twice, so he's only lied twice."
"Wow" said Jacob "so where's George Bush's clock?"
"Oh that," said Saint Peter "That's in Jesus' office. It gets hot in there and he needs a fan".
It's funny - the joke has been updated to feature George Bush (I think it was Bill Clinton when I first heard this...) but hasn't yet caught up with the fact that the reason the hands on Mother Teresa's clock aren't moving is because she's dead.
Or would they just leave it up there for display purposes?
Gah! Why do I have to try and apply logic to everything! Why can't I just laugh at the funny joke?
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