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This is a joke that I heard that was so bad it was brilliant. Its quite long...
There are 2 prawns, Reginald and Christian. They swim around and have fun, but they get bullied by sharks who try to eat them every day. They bump into a magical cod, he says that they can have any wish granted. Christian says he is happy in his prawn form but Reginald says he is tired of being bullied and wants to become the biggest shark in the ocean. BANG! The magical cod makes it so. Reginald swims around and bullies ALL the other fish in the sea, because of this he scares everyone away, including Christian, and he has no friends. He decides that he doesnt want to be lonely anymore and swims all the way across the ocean to find the magical cod. He finds him and pleads to be turned back into a prawn and the cod does this for him. He goes back to where christian lives and bangs on his prawn door. Christian shouts "go away Reginald you're a bog shark and you're just gonna eat me". Reginald replies:
"No no dont worry, I've found Cod Im A Prawn-again Christian!!!"
I loved it but its awful, I wanna hear more.
I have another one:
Did you hear about the magical tractor?
It was driving down the road and then it turned into a field!!!
Q:what's the difference between a parot and an elephant?
A: one's a bloody parot! what's wrong with you O_o
*walks away muttering*
spambot kill tally: 79
[16:19] <@Alzer> Arky's right though
[16:20] <@Kaiser-> I know he is.
[16:20] <@Kaiser-> He usually is.
[16:20] <@Kaiser-> Sometimes it's intentional.
[00:01] <+zubus> i love you, ya skirt wearin nothern monkey! ^_^
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.99, Deer nuts are under a buck.
How did the prisoner call his mother?
On a Cell Phone!
Ahahahahhahaha! ahahahahahaha! *sigh* Aahahahaha!
What does a Vampire wear when it rains?
two peanuts were walking down a street and one was a-salted.
Another popular one - take a package of sweet 'n low, or nutrisweet (or some other sugar substitute), pour it on the table and start arranging it in rails (like cocaine). What do you have? Diet Coke!