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Old August 20th, 2008, 23:50   #21 (permalink)
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Old August 21st, 2008, 01:14   #22 (permalink)
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Old August 21st, 2008, 05:50   #23 (permalink)
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Old August 21st, 2008, 06:18   #24 (permalink)
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Old August 21st, 2008, 11:38   #25 (permalink)
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Old August 21st, 2008, 11:56   #26 (permalink)
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Old August 21st, 2008, 14:34   #27 (permalink)
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The Guardsman went and shot himself but missed, then an angry ork chopped off his one remaining functioning butt cheek. 'Ouch!' he screamed, blood squirted out of the syringe he inserted in his Medi-pack. Suddenly he realised the Hounds, oddly enough were barking at Annagron. Manyara turned into a gretchin. "That's odd," Thought the guardsman, "Why would a Gretchin appear in a mangy dog costume?" He then stabbed his pancreas, wonderfully the ork kindly staunched the bleeding,

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Old August 21st, 2008, 15:14   #28 (permalink)
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Old August 21st, 2008, 16:10   #29 (permalink)
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Old August 21st, 2008, 19:37   #30 (permalink)
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