In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future, There Is Only a 3-Word-Story.

[Wolf Lord Herby]

Inspired by Eve-Bishop, and our rousing conversations in LO Chat, and Sanctioned by the Great Stonehambey, I have been moved to start a 3-word-story, and pray it doesn't fal flat on its face.

Ok, here's how it works. When you post, you're adding the next 3 words onto a rolling story, hopefully set loosely in 40K fluff. For example, a string of 3 posts could run like this, though hopefully more entertaining

One day bob

Went to the

Shops to buy

And so on.

You can only post once a day, and every few days, I'll post with the current story in its entirety. *crosses fingers and hopes it works.*

Here goes:

The Guardsman went

[sergi]

here goes.... (it would be better if it were more words though... still a good idea though.)

and shot himself
(lets see the follow up for this!)

[Canew]

Originally Posted by sergi

here goes.... (it would be better if it were more words though... still a good idea though.)

and shot himself
(lets see the follow up for this!)

but missed, then...

[gauss_storm]

an angry ork

[Morkai]

chopped off his

[Spoik]

one remaining functioning

[macewind]

butt cheek. 'Ouch

[Leech]

he screamed, blood

[Scorpion_062]

squirted out of

[Tutankhankh]

the syringe he