Some quick jokes

[Blackhat]

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex,
marriage, and values.

Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married.
Did you?"

Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?"

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A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did
my intelligence come from?"

The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your
mother, 'cause I still have mine."

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"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the
Divorce Court judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a
week,"

"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency
Room, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your
wife at all."

"Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and
really good with the kids".

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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a
curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact
words that were used to put the curse on you".

The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man
and wife."

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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan
Gonzalez.

"How was he killed?" asked one detective.

"With a golf gun," the other detective replied.

"A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"

"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."

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Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."

Joe: "Really?"

Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."

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A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears
and asks him how he is feeling.

"I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor
used in surgery," he answered.

"What did he say," asked the nurse.

"OOPS"

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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a
display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty
pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my
husband's advice.

"What do you think?" I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an
all-in-one?"

"Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in
one."

He's still in intensive care.

[Phoenix]

Lolz!

[Steel Nathan]

Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."

Joe: "Really?"

Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."

6/10 times it's a reality

True Fact!

[dutchie the great]

haha, really good find.

I love the first one!

[Dream Thief]

I'm going to have to bump this thread. It's too awesome not to be stuck on the first page Thanks blackhat

~ L

[Zema]

Those really are too silly, still, they made me laugh!

[insideprawn]

These jokes pop up continuously on the internet.I wonder why?