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    Things you Need to Know

    Did you know…
    -Captain Lysander IS a chapter, the lesser known Imperial Lysanders

    -Lysander was offered the position of chapter master, but said “Orbital Bombardment is for bitches”

    -In the new marine codex all instances of “God Emperor of Mankind” will be replaced with “Captain Lysander”

    -The Golden Throne is powered by Lysander’s Awesomeness

    -Lysander can eat babies and crap out marines, this is the Imperial Fists principle recruitment method

    -Lysander has never lost his virginity for two reasons 1. You can’t lose what you never had 2. Lysander doesn’t lose anything

    -The Iron Warriors once tried to kill Lysander, they were beaten so badly there are no longer rules for fielding them

    -Psykers attempting to use powers on Lysander must take a Perils of the Lysander test, this is similar to Perils of the Warp, but involves a S10 Thunder Hammer Hit

    -The Chaos gods have Marks of Lysander

    -Any unit wishing to Deep Strike near Lysander must say “Pretty Please”

    -When Lysander Deep Strikes, anything he lands on must roll on the mishap table

    -When Developing their Railguns, the Tau looked to the most powerful weapon they could think of, Lysander’s melee attacks

    -Lysander doesn’t wear Terminator Armour, but it was the closest equivalent GW could think of for “Aura of Badass”

    -A Daemon Prince once used Lash of Submission to get Lysander within charge range, it was a short lived mistake

    -Dante has led the Blood Angels for over 1100 years, but he pissed off Lysander

    -Even though Lysander hasn’t shot a bolter for a century he still gets “Bolter Drill” out of pure awesomeness

    -Lysander doesn’t “Run” he pulls the battlefield towards him D6”

    -Lysadner stole his 4th wound from Calgar; Calgar hasn’t tried to get it back

    Last edited by Mastershake; January 8th, 2009 at 17:43.
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    Very creative. Rep for you!

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    I love

    I love the random spelling?

    All hail Captain Lysadner!

    I did laugh at the Mishap when being Deep Struck upon comment. Where did these thoughts come from I wonder?



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    Is Captain Lysadner also able to slam a revolving door?
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    Why do I feel an urge to take the OP's post and global-replace "Lysander" with "Chuck Norris?"
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    Lysander pulls off mask to reveal...Chuck Norris
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    Very funny...but yes I think Lysander and Chuck Norris both wreak of awesomeness!!!

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    Chuck Norris= Lysander?

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