Things you Need to Know

[Mastershake]

Did you know…
-Captain Lysander IS a chapter, the lesser known Imperial Lysanders

-Lysander was offered the position of chapter master, but said “Orbital Bombardment is for bitches”

-In the new marine codex all instances of “God Emperor of Mankind” will be replaced with “Captain Lysander”

-The Golden Throne is powered by Lysander’s Awesomeness

-Lysander can eat babies and crap out marines, this is the Imperial Fists principle recruitment method

-Lysander has never lost his virginity for two reasons 1. You can’t lose what you never had 2. Lysander doesn’t lose anything

-The Iron Warriors once tried to kill Lysander, they were beaten so badly there are no longer rules for fielding them

-Psykers attempting to use powers on Lysander must take a Perils of the Lysander test, this is similar to Perils of the Warp, but involves a S10 Thunder Hammer Hit

-The Chaos gods have Marks of Lysander

-Any unit wishing to Deep Strike near Lysander must say “Pretty Please”

-When Lysander Deep Strikes, anything he lands on must roll on the mishap table

-When Developing their Railguns, the Tau looked to the most powerful weapon they could think of, Lysander’s melee attacks

-Lysander doesn’t wear Terminator Armour, but it was the closest equivalent GW could think of for “Aura of Badass”

-A Daemon Prince once used Lash of Submission to get Lysander within charge range, it was a short lived mistake

-Dante has led the Blood Angels for over 1100 years, but he pissed off Lysander

-Even though Lysander hasn’t shot a bolter for a century he still gets “Bolter Drill” out of pure awesomeness

-Lysander doesn’t “Run” he pulls the battlefield towards him D6”

-Lysadner stole his 4th wound from Calgar; Calgar hasn’t tried to get it back

[DarkPhoenix]

Very creative. Rep for you!

[GDMNW]

I love the random spelling?

All hail Captain Lysadner!

I did laugh at the Mishap when being Deep Struck upon comment. Where did these thoughts come from I wonder?

[Mad Cat]

Is Captain Lysadner also able to slam a revolving door?

[Canew]

Why do I feel an urge to take the OP's post and global-replace "Lysander" with "Chuck Norris?"

[Mastershake]

Lysander pulls off mask to reveal...Chuck Norris

[GLD1]

Very funny...but yes I think Lysander and Chuck Norris both wreak of awesomeness!!!

[WarDuck]

Chuck Norris= Lysander?