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Two Imperial Guardsmen are patrolling outside an Ordos Xenos outpost on a tiny little planet. They've been patrolling for the better part of an hour and nothing much has been going on. One guardsman turns to the other, eager to break the tension.
"So what's going on in there?" The guardsman asks.
The other guardsmen watches the horizon carefully, shrugging,
"Last I heard, they've got some kind of xenos in there. 'Think it was called a Tau."
The first guardsman had never heard of them.
"What are they like?" He asked.
The other guardsman pauses, taking a h'lo stick from his pocket. He fishes his webbing for a light as the first guardsman offers one.
"Cheers," he replies, "I dunno' really. I only saw it briefly on the monitor in one of the offices. It's blue, has no nose."
The first guardsman is perplexed. It has no nose? He thinks to himself...
"How does it smell?" He asks.
The first guadsman shrugs,
^_^ A 40K take on a classic joke...
...I'll be here all week. Try the squig.
Last edited by HearMeRoar; March 28th, 2009 at 23:22. Reason: Post was sanitised for pg 13. Had to change the punchlinefor it to make sense again.
*scratches head in confusion*...
Last edited by Skarsgard; March 26th, 2009 at 11:44.
lol i got it, funny 40k take, nice one.
PROUD TO BE IN THE BRITISH ARMY.
~~ Surrender and serve me in life, or die and slave for me in death~~
too bad it was censored.
saw the fish thing before and I at least smiled.
Can't beat a good Anti-Tau joke Although I do feel slightly embarrassed to say it made me chuckle...