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    Two Imperial Guardsmen...

    Two Imperial Guardsmen are patrolling outside an Ordos Xenos outpost on a tiny little planet. They've been patrolling for the better part of an hour and nothing much has been going on. One guardsman turns to the other, eager to break the tension.

    "So what's going on in there?" The guardsman asks.

    The other guardsmen watches the horizon carefully, shrugging,

    "Last I heard, they've got some kind of xenos in there. 'Think it was called a Tau."

    The first guardsman had never heard of them.

    "What are they like?" He asked.

    The other guardsman pauses, taking a h'lo stick from his pocket. He fishes his webbing for a light as the first guardsman offers one.

    "Cheers," he replies, "I dunno' really. I only saw it briefly on the monitor in one of the offices. It's blue, has no nose."

    The first guardsman is perplexed. It has no nose? He thinks to himself...

    "How does it smell?" He asks.

    The first guadsman shrugs,

    "Terrible."

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    ^_^ A 40K take on a classic joke...

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    Last edited by HearMeRoar; March 29th, 2009 at 00:22. Reason: Post was sanitised for pg 13. Had to change the punchlinefor it to make sense again.

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    What?

    *scratches head in confusion*...


    Last edited by Skarsgard; March 26th, 2009 at 12:44.

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    lol i got it, funny 40k take, nice one.
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    Eek! It was censored!

    I changed the punch-line because it wasn't funny with the new censored changes.

    I'm sorry if it caused offense. ^_^

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    too bad it was censored.

    saw the fish thing before and I at least smiled.

    Tau=fish people.
    >:[

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    Can't beat a good Anti-Tau joke Although I do feel slightly embarrassed to say it made me chuckle...

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    Quote Originally Posted by roban365 View Post
    too bad it was censored.

    saw the fish thing before and I at least smiled.

    Tau=fish people.
    LOL, that itsn't quite what it was getting at. Imagine what a Tau's forehead could be mistaken for and imagine the second guy pointe it out too. That was pretty much the gist of the first version...

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    I read this after the censorship, so it... took me a while
    But that did make me grin, I'll tell you that. I'm not sure how the original went in it's entirety, but I caught the punchline. Haha- it truly is "terrible".
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