You DID destroy all the oil in the world, however you failed to take account of my son and his mates greasy hair. I quickly extract several barrels of top quality crude oil from their locks, enough to power my Mitsubishi saloon car for several months. Not sure exactly WHERE the cookie is now, I stop to buy a scratch card at a service station, and scratching off the symbols I find to my amazement that I have won the cookie ! Quickly I drive up to the M25 motorway and loose myself amongst the several million other cars stuck in endless traffic jams. I hide the cookie amid all the crap in my glovebox.
My cookie !