Take the Cookie

[praxis]

You DID destroy all the oil in the world, however you failed to take account of my son and his mates greasy hair. I quickly extract several barrels of top quality crude oil from their locks, enough to power my Mitsubishi saloon car for several months. Not sure exactly WHERE the cookie is now, I stop to buy a scratch card at a service station, and scratching off the symbols I find to my amazement that I have won the cookie ! Quickly I drive up to the M25 motorway and loose myself amongst the several million other cars stuck in endless traffic jams. I hide the cookie amid all the crap in my glovebox.

My cookie !

[jonojoe]

unfortunately you where stopped by highway patrol for a random inspection for possession of food products, the cookie is found as the officer pulls the cookie out of the car, laserbeak swoops in and nabs and returns it to my space station,

cookie is now mine

[goldenS]

well done jonojoe, you fell into my trap. by bribing the police officer, i manage to take the cookie and, returning to the vaccum of space, hide the cookie inside a gas giant.

MY COOKIE!

[Aun'Vre]

Using a freeze-ray I cool the gas giant, condensing it into a tiny ball of absolute zero ice, and I encase the iceball in nano crystalline plate armour, inpenatrable armour that cannot be penetrated except by...... Wait, why would I tell you that?

[praxis]

Using wormhole technology I picked up a few posts ago, I simply open one end of the singularity INSIDE your tiny ball, and then reach through and take the cookie. I then take it to work with me, and place it on top of an 11,000 volt busbar, and switch the power back on. That should keep it safe.

My cookie !

[goldenS]

I get the local electrician to turn off the power, then I knock you over the head with ceramic knuckledusters. I grab the cookie and seeing as gas giants are not working, hide it in the Warp out of everyones sight. i then tell Khorne that Aun'Vre insulted his facial features and he agrees to protect the cookie

MY COOKIE!

[pilot00]

I ll get the cookie very easily this timeraigooooooooo!!!!!!!!!Sir Draigooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!Khorne said something about your ma and the empra!
As you imagine Draigo beats up khorne and i steal the cookie.I teleport inside a tyranid hive ship and throw the cookie to a nid norn queen as a snak.It will be safe in her stomach.

MY COOKIE!!!!!!!

[nacho cheese]

I bake you chocolate chip cookies. Then send waves of Imperial Guardsman with cheap frag grenades attached to them sacrificing thousands to get the cookie out of the queens stomach. My cookie

[sujaka]

I use a psyker to let your Imperial Guardsmen forget how to reload and how to drive a space ship. Then I let thousands of thousand sons shoot the coockie out of your stomach. then I travel back 50k years back in time to hide my coockie in my beard to give it a pretty rare flavour.

IT'S MINE NOW

[jboweruk]

But while you sleep I cut off your beard, and hide the cookie in Lukas the Trickster's armour.

MY Cookie.