Deathmatch!!

[praxis]

After a particularly bad afternoon, I enter the arena only to be battered by an array of unusual assaults, plus I find myself guilty of not posting lives and health last time here. I take a big hit on the chin and retire, looking forward to assaulting a fridge full of strongbow when I finish work. Then you can look out.

Lives 2
Health 5%

[praxis]

Ah ha ! I must have scared everyone away with a potential strongbow attack. Alas, my internet connection went down. Today, I've done some gardening and got ready for the arena with the help of Carlsberg. Everyone bar me takes 15% health loss due to exposure to the sun, unless your half cut. Probably.

lives 2
health 5%

[The Silent One]

Lucky for me, I put sun creme on before I went out today(I actually did! LOL), I'm not affected by the suns deathly rays, realising its my last day of holiday before college tommorow and the last day to have an excuse to eat lots of chocolate i take my chance and scoff down 4 easter eggs healing me up by 10% each but making me feel extremely sick, unfortuantely for the next poster who has to suffer 15% damage for taking a face full of sick, now, wheres the toilet!

Lives-3
Health-70%

[goldenS]

i manage to find a SCUBA full face mask which absorbs 10% damage! in retaliation i lock Thescilentone in the toilet and reverting to a school bully, flush his head down it causing 45% damage

[praxis]

At 47 years old, I have to pretend to be a teacher, I suppose. goldenS and Thescilentone2608 both get detention and lose 10% health for being naughty. The next poster loses 10% as I give him the cane across his palm for being late.

[The Silent One]

I give an explanation to praxis that goldenS is bullying me so he takes my 10% of damage for detention so now he's gotta stay an hour behind and I don't! But it's not enough and i still get a cane across the palm, but when I get home I call childline and get praxis in trouble for abuse and he's taken away and locked up in jail taking 10% damage

Lives-3
Health-15%

[goldenS]

after serving my time in detention, i manage to catch Thescilentone unawares and punch twice both hits causing 20% damage!

lives 3

health 50

[The Silent One]

ARGGGHHHHH MY FIRST LIFE, LOST! Right, this means buisness, before I lose my life I activate my failsafe detonator and in a spectacular explosion every poster takes 30% of damage, plus getting tired of goldenS picking on me I wait to respawn and call in a barrage of earthshaker rounds to rain down on his posititon taking an additional 20% of damage off of him which canNOT be saved or absorbed in any ways or means necessary!

Lives-2
Health-100%

[goldenS]

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 lives!!!!!!! OK Thescilentone2608, i find a Dark Lance in my bitz box along with a couple of splinter pistols and wych knives. i throw the knives, causing 10 damage, shoot the pistols until they are dry of ammo, causing 30 damage and shoot the dark lance causing 30 damage!


mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

lives 2

health 100

[praxis]

The long rest in jail has done me good, restoring 30% health, and all the other cons taught me some nice fighting tips when they found out I was in for beating up misbehaving teenagers. I re-enter the arena, and skank three random people when they are not looking. Thats you, next three posters. Each lose 15% health.

Lives 2
Health 35%

ps. As I only just re-entered the arena, I saw no reason to lose health for goldenS's attack.