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Here it is folks, the definitive sign that the world will end when...
'A busload of Canadians who are off on holiday somewhere nice suffers a terrible accident and tragically, all who are on board the bus are killed.
Upon arriving at the Gates of Heaven and seeing the endless white expanse, the Canadians are somewhat testy thinking they've been sent to hell by mistake. Taken aback and somewhat affronted by this seemingly foolish attitude, God sends the Canadians packing off to hell for their obvious blasphemy!
Now in the fiery bowls of Hell, Satan is startled from his work tormenting some poor unfortunate as he hears a loud cheer erupt from somewhere amongst the newest arrivals. He turns to see the Canadians throwing off their winter coats & boots, pulling up some lawn chairs, pinning up a volleyball net, cracking open a beer and generally carrying on and having a massive party!
Satan questions his newest denizens and demands angrily why they're not in torment yet, to which the nearest of the Canadians responds, "Well sir, it's -30 or worse back home most of the time, so this place is totally paradise!"
Determined to fix the situation and put these crazies right, Satan stalks off and jacks up the AC to unbearable levels. Satisfied, he suddenly is shocked to hear an almighty jubilant cry from the excited Canadians;"Woo-hoo! The Maple Leafs just won the Stanley Cup!!!"
ahaha, only when hell freezes over... brilliant
Lets go pens!!!!
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