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The bad news is this is a feudal state, so rather than following the Life of Brian story plan, fate chooses to follow the plan of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, meaning you get attacked by the Black Knight.
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The good news is that you still have your combat skills. You chop off all his limbs and move on.
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The bad news is you must live with his accusations of cowardice forever.
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The good news is that your man enough to take being called a pansy.
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The bad news is the minstrels you brought with you have different ideas on the matter.
"Bravely Robin turned about; he ran away, he chickened out..."
"When danger reared its ugly head, bravely Robin turned and fled..." (examples of some of these minstrels' lyrics)
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The good news is you are struck with acute deafness, and are immune to the minstrel's mocking.
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The bad news is that seeing as you were ignoring them, you didn't hear them when they called "Don't tread on a mine!"... and you trod on a mine. You were blown 200 feet into the air with your bodily parts and organs covering a wide area.
They were the final two lines the story of your life. But all is not lost, however. Somewhere unknown to you, your fifteen year old son, whose name is Robin the Inconspicuous, has devised plans to continue your kind of activity in honour of you and your ancestors, who have been following a life of the rough times in the Imperial Guard, the multiple cases of insanity due to a number of Warp Storms and dreams within dreams, and the common last resort of using clever goat disguises and deals with the Chaos Gods to get you out of difficult situations, for many a century.
Now we tell the story of Robin...
The situation: You're stranded on an agri-world running away from the Knights who say Ni! after they realised that you're the son of the man who caused them so much trouble in the past.
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The good news is that you are far better equipped to deal with danger than your father was.
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The bad news is that isn't saying much.
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