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Just put up some funny, stupid, and just in-general-fun quotes you've encountered over the years.
For the enjoyment of all. Just be sure to give credit where credit is due.
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable, we find it necessary to change it every six months."---Oscar Wilde
"There's no use trying to reform it, the crueler it is the sooner it will be over."
"War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen, and I say let us give them all they want."
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
"I don't give a damn about the color of your skin, just kill as many sons of bitches wearing green as you can."
“The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters.”
"It is not sufficient that I succeed - all others must fail.”
"In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it."
"In a man to man fight the winner is the one who puts an extra round in his magazine"
"The bastards have never been bombed like they're going to be bombed this time."
Emperor of France
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
"Find the enemy and shoot him down. Anything else is nonsense"
General Piotr A. Rumyantsev (1725-1796)
"The objective is not the occupation of a geographical position, but the destruction of the enemy force"
"Out of every 100 men, ten shouldn't even be there,
Eighty are just targets,
Nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle.
Ah, but the one,
One is a warrior,
And he will bring the others back."
"It's only when you look at them through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you notice how often ants burst into flame."
Our Beloved President:
"The real fighters of this war are the single mothers of this nation. They work tirelessly every day just to keep food on their children."
Conan the Librarian:
"Don't you know the dewey decimal system!?"
Not sure who originally said it, but it's a great quote nonetheless.
"Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"
Lethalis: I'd pretty much do a grey seer in every skaven army it's allowed in
Silas: you'd do every grey seer you come across?
Silas looks shocked
Silas: I didnt know you were into beastiality...
Lady_Silas: Brets can fly?
Lady_Silas: other then the pegasus'
Linda: if you load them into their trebuchet ...yes
Grudgebearer: Would it help if I put a skirt on?
All from the Albion IRC server
Jamie: Have you thought up some clever plan, Doctor?
The Doctor: Yes Jamie, I believe I have.
Jamie: What are you going to do?
The Doctor: Bung a rock at it.
The Doctor: Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.
The Doctor: There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
The Doctor: I wonder...
The Doctor: Shh. I'm wondering.
The Doctor: "Eureka" is Greek for "this bath is too hot."
The Doctor: I think you'll find the Prime Minister is an alien in disguise, and... [Glances at military police leader.] That's never gonna work, is it?
[The policeman shakes his head.]
The Doctor: Fair enough. [runs]
Capt. Jack Harkness: [incredulously] Who has a sonic screwdriver?
The Doctor: I do!
Capt. Jack Harkness: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, 'Ooo, this could be a little more sonic?'"
The Doctor: What, you've never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?
All from Doctor Who.
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
"Beware of this and that."
I have no idea where I heard it, but I still think it's pretty good. It's also my quote in my yearbook .
"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster."
"In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule."
"In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad."
"The living being is only a species of the dead, and a very rare species."
"Morality is the herd-instinct in the individual."
"The best weapon against an enemy is another enemy."
"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently."
"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything."
"Only thing wrong in war is that it leaves victors stupid and losers vengeful."