belgian joke

[Zema]

ok, in the netherlands we make belgian-jokes, in belgum they make dutchman jokes.

all belgians are stupid, all dutchmen are greedy loudmouths.






how does a dutchman commit suicide?

he jumps from his ego onto his intellect




why does a belgian take straw into his bed?

to feed his nightmare

[Zema]

another one:

a belgian is walking in the alpes. He sees a shepard herding some sheep. The belgian asks the sheepherder "if i guess howmany sheep you have, can i have one?".
Always up for a bet the shepherd agrees: the belgian says "you have 175 sheep".

"Damn! You guessed corectly! ok, pick one!" so the belgian goes into the field and returns with one of those creatures on his neck.
Says the shepherd to him "if i guess from which country you are, can i have my dog back?"

[Hard A**]

hehe! I like that one.