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    Junior Member talrasha's Avatar
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    Proof That The World is Nuts

    In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with
    animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a
    male animal is punishable by death.

    (Like THAT makes sense.)


    In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's
    genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the
    examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

    (Do they look different reversed?)


    Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
    corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased
    must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

    (A brick??)


    The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

    (Much worse than "going blind!")


    There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
    countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of
    having sex for the first time .

    Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
    virgins to marry.

    (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere
    else in the world that even comes close to this?)


    In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill
    her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
    husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner

    (Ah! Justice!)


    Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only
    in tropical fish stores.

    (But of course!)


    In Cali, Colombia, a >>woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
    first time this happens,
    her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

    (Makes one shudder at the thought.)


    In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex
    with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

    ( I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to
    pass this law?)


    In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending
    machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending
    machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption
    on the premises."

    (Is this a great country or what? Well . . . not as great
    as Guam!)


    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

    (Who volunteers for this stuff?)


    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for

    (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)


    The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times
    its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

    (From drinking little bottles of ... ?)

    (Did the government pay for this research??)

    *~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Butterflies taste with their feet.

    (Ah, geez.)


    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

    (I know some people like that.)


    Starfish don't have brains.

    (I know some people like that, too.)


    And, the best for last:

    Turtles can breathe through their butts.

    (And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

    If you write like this, you run the risk of A, people thinking you are speshul, and B, you run afoul of mods who have a low threshold for stupid shit. Like me. Keep your damn font size down in future. It might be big, but its not clever.

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    Ancient Spacefarer Kai-Itza's Avatar
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    really? is all that true? geez...


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    I fail to be shocked... the topic in the FPS thread alone is better proof the world is a ****ed up place.

    To go in your list however: the polish government was about to start an investigation about the sexual orientation of tinkie-winkie (if that's what he's called in english... the purple tellytubbie). Later on they decided it probably wasn't necessary, but this has been a serious issue in their government for a while.

    Oh, and Inkie... nice work.
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    You know, talrasha, I've seen this stuff all over the place - random sites, emails, I think they may have even popped up in another thread at one point or another. If you're going to post it, at least reference where it came from, instead of trying to take all the credit for yourself.
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    I'm moving to Guam.
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