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    Monolith song!

    It seemed like a good idea at the time... god knows why



    Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on Pavonis
    Like a genuine,
    Bona fide,
    Electrified,
    Gauss-flux
    Monolithl!
    What'd I say?

    Ned Flanders: Monolith!

    Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

    Patty+Selma: Monolith!

    Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monolith!

    [crowd chants `Monolith' softly and rhythmically]

    Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...

    Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.

    Apu: Is there a chance the armour could bend?

    Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my techpriest friend.

    Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?

    Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.

    Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?

    Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, C'tan are on the level.

    Wiggum: The klaw came off my killa can.

    Lyle Lanley: Take my warscythe, my good man.

    I swear it's Naogeddon's only choice...
    Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

    All: Monolith!

    Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

    All: Monolith!

    Lyle Lanley: Once again...

    All: Monolith!

    Marge: But My land raider's still all cracked and broken...

    Bart: Sorry, Mom, Necrontyr has spoken!

    All: Monolith!
    Monolith!
    Monolith!

    [big finish]

    Monolith!

    Homer: Mono... D'oh!

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    Lol that is quite funny.

    Eat rep for that.


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