Interesting...

[Captain Jesus]

I killed an entire 2500pt deamon army with a C'tan Deciever in 3 turns.
The daemons consisted of- masque, skulltaker, 3 daemon princes, bloodthirster and lots of daemonettes/bloodletters.

Did I Mention I only got one charge off.

[Hentai_Tau]

What in the hell?!

[swarbieofthehivemind]

I agree. WTF?

HOW???

[Captain Jesus]

The first turn was him deepstriking his army, being unable to charge. So i took advantage and killed bloodthirster,
Next was just him spending 3 turns charging, and lots of funny dice rolls, by which time every daemon left alive was in combat.
It took the skulltaker to pop him. Then C'tan exploded killing every other daemon.

So, C'tan was defeated, but still wiped out an entire deamon army in 3 turns.

My wariors had been teleported awy as soon as possible, so all that was left to fight was the C'tan.

If anyone believes in this "equally bad action at other side of world", anyones game go down the crapper on 3rd April 08, i'm soory!

[CaptainSarathai]

First things first: these all happened during rounds of tournament gaming at the local RT

1) Giant charges into a Bone Giant- the Giant rolls a 'Thump with Club' result for his attack, and summarily fluffs it, leaving the Bone Giant alive with only a wound or so left. The Bone Giant however, has a "relentless" rule, wherein a successful attack grants another free attack, for as many times as you can deal damage. It was hilarious. After the initial 'thumping', there is a flurry of blows so fierce and so incredibly accurate, that it kills the Giant.
The bone giant immediately gained the nickname "Bam-Bam"

2) I deploy a unit of 40 Zombies in a line across the front of my VC army. I am playing against Empire. The empire player takes his first turn, and then I take mine. At the start of turn2, the empire player is staring at a wall of 122 Zombies, 40 across, stacked 3 deep. He just threw his hands into the air and walked away.
My comp score for that match was low, but the ref granted me the maximum possible VP.

3) My army against an army of O&G. A special rule for a frozen river is in play. Essentially, you roll a D6 for every rank that crosses the river, and on a 1, that rank falls in. On a double 1, the whole unit crashes through. The O&G giant is just fine, running ALONG the river, so that he starts and ends every turn on the treacherous ice. Down river, a unit of Boys, and a unit of Goblins, attempt to cross. Both units fall through the ice. The Boys are killed almost immediately, and only 6 of the 20 crawl onto the opposite bank. The Goblins are more lucky, and 12 of their 20 crawl out. However, both units panic from the casualties caused! The Boys can't rally (below half strength) flee across the river again, and escape off the table. The Goblins flee, run back across the river, and fall in AGAIN! This time, the damage is enough to finish off the entire poor unit of Gobbos.

[Captain Jesus]

1) I had a daemon prince charge my tau fire warriors, and with only 2 attacks, i kicked it's a$$, both attacks wounded it, and the Prince missed terribly, then had to take two more saves for losing combat.

2)An Emprorer fire dragon (check FW site) flank charged my horrors and front charged with a unit of Grail knights. With my changeling in the corner, in b-b with both units, guess what happened next.

[pilot00]

A friend o mine blew up a titan with devastator las cannon fire in one turn.He then says to the other guy:Well i aint got the money to get titans,might as well you throw that 120$ thing outta the window!

[Hive Fleet Ruina]

Well, today I played a 1000 point game. My brood of 4 genestealers (two died when they got stuck in the trees and got shot up) assaulted a wraithlord. Wraithlord attacked first, killing only 1 genestealer. All the other genestealers could only wound on a 6, which is rendering. I then rolled 4 sixes and killed the wraithlord. In one turn...

[pilot00]

A guy who played salamanders today blew up Samael with a plasma pistol shooting him from behind his landspeeder!