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#1 ·
Come forth warriors of the Imperium. And confess your sinfull actions of cheese, cowardice and betrayal! :ph34r:

*starts reading from the Book of Confession*

1. Have you ever had BOTH a CSM army and a SM army at the same time? (5 pts)
2. Have you ever had the chance to battle chaos, yet walked away? (2 pts)
3. Have you ever let your brother marines been taken hostage from dark eldar raiders? (2 pts)
4. Have you ever used BOTH extra armour and smoke launchers on the same vehicle? (1 pt)
5. Have you ever, in anger, thrown your marine models in the wall after it died? (3 pts)
6. Did it break? (4 pts)
7. Have you ever allied with alien races? (3 pts)
8. Have you ever played with unpainted models? (1 pt)
9. Unglued models? (2 pts)
10. Have you ever, by mistake, glued a part from an alien model to one of your brother marines and yet not taken it away, when you realised how cool it looked, despite that it was alien and therefore heretic? (5 pts)

*closes the book and looks up at you from the settling dust* :ph34r:

Add up your points and check the following list:

0-4 Honour guard (you are pure of blood and a true brother marine)
5-10 Tainted (the curse that is chaos has come upon you)
11-16 Corrupted (you have turned to the dark side and there's no coming back - HERETIC!)
17-24 Abomination (as a creature of chaos, you are a disgrace to the human race and belong with daemons and foul creatures in the void)
25+ Prince of Darkness (how can you even play marines????)
 
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#2 ·
1. no
2. nope
3. nope (havent had the chance to play dark eldar)
4. Yea its inevitable on the crusader. Too valuable to let anything touch it :p
5. Nope
6. Same as above
7. Lol can't... special rules won't allow it :p
8. yea my first 3 battles
9. Definitely not
10. Lol im too poor to afford models i only use for bits.... so no.

2 points!!!! HELL YEAH!!! True blue (err green but im color blind) Dark Angel to the core! They don't allow just anyone into the inner circle :p


Very nice idea though lol
 
#4 ·
Very nice test, Rex. Did you design it yourself?


1. Have you ever had BOTH a CSM army and a SM army at the same time? (5 pts)
No. I only collect Black Templars.

2. Have you ever had the chance to battle chaos, yet walked away? (2 pts)
No.

3. Have you ever let your brother marines been taken hostage from dark eldar raiders? (2 pts)
No.

4. Have you ever used BOTH extra armour and smoke launchers on the same vehicle? (1 pt)
No. I NEVER use smoke launchers because I consider it stuff for cowards.

5. Have you ever, in anger, thrown your marine models in the wall after it died? (3 pts)
No. I'd never chuck ANY models around, even Chaos ones.

6. Did it break? (4 pts)
No. I just said I never chuck models around.

7. Have you ever allied with alien races? (3 pts)
Well, erm, yes. That would be with the Tau. But it was for a common goal.

8. Have you ever played with unpainted models? (1 pt)
No. That's the kind of thing that incompetent n00bs do.

9. Unglued models? (2 pts)
No.

10. Have you ever, by mistake, glued a part from an alien model to one of your brother marines and yet not taken it away, when you realised how cool it looked, despite that it was alien and therefore heretic? (5 pts)
No.


Total: 3 points. Well, what can I say?

FOR THE EMPEROR!
 
#7 ·
1. No
2. Nope
3. Nope
4. Errr, Land Raider Crusader. Too expensive to let it get blown away.
5. No chance
6. Kinda hard when the previous answer is no
7. Never had the chance
8. No
9. Definately not
10. Wouldn't stick a part from a xenos scum to a battle brother. Ever (unless it was a xenos head, on a pole for instance)

1 point. The best so far. I'm special.

And 4 fingers, that post was pointless and is spam. Don't do it again.

EDITED due to spelling error
 
#8 ·
Originally posted by Killer_Turtle@Sep 19 2004, 02:15

And 4 fingers, that post was pointless and is spam. Don't do it again.


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I told rex i was kidding, and it wasnt intended to be spam, i was contributing a laugh to the thread, if nothing else. And dont tell me 'dont do it again.' if your not a moderator or and admin, there are better ways of telling somebody you dont aprove of something instead of acting like your the law. I apologize, for trying to make someone laugh. :huh:
 
#10 ·
1. no
2. no
3. never, luckily my DW are there to prevent that
4. Yes, bot only on my Landraider and against those DE xenos scum
5. no
6. no
7. I will never allie myself with xenos scum, hence I always have so DW with me
8. sadly yes
9. no
10. no, Emperor forbid such heresy

Hm 2pts, I am honoured to bear the golden helmet my brothers,
Let us journey now and deal our justice to the Emperor's enemies
 
#12 ·
Originally posted by ascension@Sep 18 2004, 20:30
Very nice test, Rex. Did you design it yourself?

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Yeah it's my own! :D

Made it just to see how my fellow commanders behaved. Perhaps I shouldn't tell what I got on the test... :unsure:

But anywayz, glad you're all honour guards - makes me proud! :wub:
 
#14 ·
Ah, alright! <_<

I got 7, which makes me... tainted!!!! :eek:
And perhaps I will start chaos... *evil laugh*

I have however;

Played with unpainted models (quite long ago though - gotta be honest)
Thrown models in the wall (it was like 7 years ago - didn't know better)
And I have, emperor forbid, allied with alien races in larger battles (this includes dark eldar and tau I think... not sure if anyone else is on that list).

Guess I'm the only tainted (or only honest) one here! :unsure:
 
#17 ·
1. Have you ever had BOTH a CSM army and a SM army at the same time? (5 pts)
Negative

2. Have you ever had the chance to battle chaos, yet walked away? (2 pts)
Chaos are too afraid to live in the same city as me, therefore; no

3. Have you ever let your brother marines been taken hostage from dark eldar raiders? (2 pts)
nope

4. Have you ever used BOTH extra armour and smoke launchers on the same vehicle? (1 pt)
Nope, not rich enought for a LR or LRC

5. Have you ever, in anger, thrown your marine models in the wall after it died? (3 pts)
absolutely not, if they die it is with the Emperor's name on thier lips and his grace in thier augmented hearts

6. Did it break? (4 pts)
ummmmm no

7. Have you ever allied with alien races? (3 pts)
no, only the purity of the =][=

8. Have you ever played with unpainted models? (1 pt)
yes, but only when I was starting up

9. Unglued models? (2 pts)
no, that's just beyond lazy, I don't think our language has a word that could describe that

10. Have you ever, by mistake, glued a part from an alien model to one of your brother marines and yet not taken it away, when you realised how cool it looked, despite that it was alien and therefore heretic? (5 pts)
no, nothing alien has ever found its self stuck to my brothers
 
#18 ·
If trophies count as a yes for #10, then I have 4, other wise it's 2.
I simply do not have the time to finish painting all my stuff, nor am I financially able to buy the rest of what I truly need for my (2) armies. I do manage to paint a little now and again so there is a glimmer of hope.




[EDIT]: Oh yeah, and I frequently put extra armor and smoke launchers on my RB, as we always design our rosters before we know anything about the mission, or the terrain of the board.
 
#19 ·
1. Have you ever had BOTH a CSM army and a SM army at the same time? yes
2. Have you ever had the chance to battle chaos, yet walked away? no
3. Have you ever let your brother marines been taken hostage from dark eldar raiders? no
4. Have you ever used BOTH extra armour and smoke launchers on the same vehicle? no
5. Have you ever, in anger, thrown your marine models in the wall after it died? no
6. Did it break? no
7. Have you ever allied with alien races? no
8. Have you ever played with unpainted models? yes
9. Unglued models? never
10. Have you ever, by mistake, glued a part from an alien model to one of your brother marines and yet not taken it away, when you realised how cool it looked, despite that it was alien and therefore heretic? no
 
#20 ·
no to all but 7 and 8
all models start out un-painted (plus im REALY lazy painted now tho)
and i love playing with eldar they are great both in game and fluff-wise (not as meat sheilds...noo that would be wrong..)

so 4 :D im still honour guard
 
#21 ·
1. never(though some may consider ecc chaos but thats opinion)
2. never (im devoted to stopping chaos)
3.never(die de die)
4. nope(never used smoke launcher)
5.sorry but no
6." " "
7. yes( in defence of the imperium even xenos may become good distractions...)
8.never(all my models have some paint scheme on them, even if its the rong one)
9.never(i would like to play an army of bases and see were that goes)
10. no(ork heads are not for decoration, they are used to mock an enemy)

Emperors Children are honour incarnate and will throw their lives in defense of the emperor and his people. DEATH TO TRAITORS
 
#22 ·
1. no
2. no
3. no
4. yes (how is that a crime)(it saves your tanks *** so many times) 1pt
5. no
6. no
7. no
8. no (why would anyone play with unpainted models)
9. no (why would anyone play with ungluded models)
10. no

WOW 1 Point :p

I have played DA for (lemme think)...... one and a half years
 
#23 ·
No to every single question!!! :blink:

I must be the purest member of LO.... but I guess I knew that already... :p hehe...
 
#24 ·
1. not sure what csm means but , yes , i think
2. i dont know anybody who even collects chaos
3. hehe dark eldar have never got within 6 " of me ! ( unwantingly anyway )
4. no
5. no
6. no
7. yes ( but i killed them after the game , i keep it real to the emperor )
8. no , it looks to bad !
9. ???? whatever it means ....no
10. N E V E R ! ! !
 
#25 ·
as a semi-SM-player (use my brother's army):


1. Have you ever had BOTH a CSM army and a SM army at the same time?
No... my brother has space marines, I have adepta sororitas.

2. Have you ever had the chance to battle chaos, yet walked away?
I would never do such a thing... there's to little gaming going on here anyway:)

3. Have you ever let your brother marines been taken hostage from dark eldar
raiders?
By the emperor's holy shoepolishers, I would do anything I can to stop such a foul act! :D

4. Have you ever used BOTH extra armour and smoke launchers on the same vehicle?
No, I have not. Simply because I have never used extra armor on anything :blush:

5. Have you ever, in anger, thrown your marine models in the wall after it died?
My warriors are to precious to do such a thing... just a poor kid :)

6. Did it break?
ofcourse not, it didn't get thrown in the first place :)

7. Have you ever allied with alien races?
Not unless you count imperial guard as xenos ;)

8. Have you ever played with unpainted models?
No. That just looks... wrong.

9. Unglued models?
Hell no! This is one of the things that should be absolutely forbidden!

10. Have you ever, by mistake, glued a part from an alien model to one of your brother marines and yet not taken it away, when you realised how cool it looked, despite that it was alien and therefore heretic?
Only an eldar swooping hawk exarch. After I stripped it of it's hawk wings and made a few bolter holes in it's head and torso I glued it to the base of a dreadnought... Does that count? If so that would make me tainted...
 
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