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This a cool joke I heard a while ago
There was a colonel who was at one time enlisted, he had a run in with a frag grenade and blew his ears off. Now years later he is a colonel and he does not like people mentioning the fact he has no ears. So evaluation day comes and he calls in his first officer. "Captain, I want you to tell me one thing you notice about me." Lt looks at him and says "Sir you have no ears." The colonel gets very angry and throws him out. Next he calls in his 1st Lt, " Lt I want you to tell me one thing you notice about me." "You have no ears colonel." Once more the colonel is furious and throws the commissar out. next he calls in his veteran seargeant. "Sarge I want you to tell me something you notice about me." Sarge looks over the colonel for a few seconds and says "sir you wear contacts." The colonel is pleased at this and says "How did you know I wear contacts sarge?" "Well sir its hard to wear glasses with no *****ing ears." :o
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