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    Aiight, I feel the need to share this with you guys, since I'm pretty sure there's a few people who get hammered on a regular basis here. Here's a bar bet that gets you a free beer.

    Okay, so I'll start off with the following disclaimer.

    One: I have never attempted this, so I cannot garauntee the success of this trick.
    Two: You have to have a certain, moral fexibility to do this in that you have to not mind taking advantage of a drunk person (I myself cannot, which is also why I don't have a friend with benifits right now, I'll explain later because this is just a disclaimer not a story)
    Three: You should be a fast runner, or an extremely good fighter in case you screw up and get caught.
    Four: You have to be a smoker.

    For this trick you will need three things, a cigarette, a paperclip, and a pair of shears (which no decent gamer would be without)

    First, straighten the paperclip, insert it into the cigarette tobacco end first (or if you smoke non-filters, all the way through.) Cut the paperclip so it doesn't show on either side.

    Now you have to mark this cigarette, you can turn it upside down in the pack, or put a little dot on the filter, whatever. The trick is supposed to work like this, when the cigarette burns, the heat forces the ash to bond to the paperclip like cement, keeping it from falling off.

    The idea being that you bet someone a round, or $5, whatever, that you can smoke a cigarette without dropping your ash, or if they're a smoker, smoke it without dropping ash before they do. If you really want, try again, and lose on purpose just to make it seem like you weren't cheating, either way, you break even or come out on top.

    So anyway, that's the trick, feel free to use it if you like.



    And now, the reason why I can't take advantage of a drunk woman.

    I work at a convenience store, sure it sucks, but it's also located opposite 4 bars, so I get a lot of drunk women in, and after seeing them the way they are for well over a year, nearly incapable of rational thought, somewhat innocent, and totally helpless. I compare them to children, so to me it would be like taking advantage of a 5 year old. Aside from that, there is no sport in it, because they're loaded, they don't know what they're doing, so it's not as much fun as getting a sober woman, hence why I can't do it. I'm a hunter, not a poacher... heh

    In fact I get asked to come home with a woman about once a week by drunk women at the bar next door, but decline, simply saying "You're drunk, it wouldn't be fair".

    You can't move the furniture anymore
    And I'm not gonna trip and fall
    Going for the door

    Fuzz - Helen Keller

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    Tho, I haven't tryed it with a paperclip I have tryed it with a needle and it worked.
    As a noitce, it wasn't at a bar, it was just to test if it works.
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    Can't do it in Ireland anymore. Smoking in places of work has become illegal as from today. As i don't smoke it does not effect me. Good trick though.

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    Yeah, they're starting to do that in america, well most of america already has rules, but you can still smoke in bars in most of the states. I just hate it how in america you're expected to accomidate everyone.

    I mean honestly if these people really wanted to help us smokers stop smoking, they'd invest their time and money into a federal stop smoking program, where they set up meetings for people who need the emotional support, or fund the production of stop smoking aides, so they're not $60 for 10 patches, when you know you're going to need 30, these people don't "care about the smokers" or "want to help the smokers" they just don't want to smell it, believe me I'm disgusted by the smell of smoke on fabric, or when I walk into a room, or a store, but I can't help it, I'm an addict, it's the most addictive drug on the face of the earth, if they want to put it into perspective as to what it's like for a smoker to quit, go watch a heroin addict try to quit, and imagine that the 2 days of sweating and pain they go through is worse for us, and it lasts a full week.

    Or like at my job, our clock broke for like a week, and people actually had a petition written up for us to get our clock back. I mean jebus!!! if these people were that damn desperate to know what time it is, invest in a watch, don't try to force a company to buy a new clock.

    Or if one of these soccer mom psycho's happens to move to an area 20 miles from a porn store, they expect the store to move, not them. Because lord help them if their child should happen to see a sign that says "Videos" Is there a smiley for disgust ?

    okay, end rant...
    You can't move the furniture anymore
    And I'm not gonna trip and fall
    Going for the door

    Fuzz - Helen Keller

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    Originally posted by Nostrafus@Mar 29 2004, 10:59
    I'm an addict, it's the most addictive drug on the face of the earth
    i would say alcohol is more addictive

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    Originally posted by Nostrafus@ Mar 29 2004, 19:59
    I'm an addict, it's the most addictive drug on the face of the earth
    Personally I have always found Crack Cocaine to be more addictive, or maybe thats just me... :wacko:
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    Heh, actually, yes, tobacco is the most addictive drug in the world.

    Tobacco – a strong poison – is the most addictive of all drugs. It stimulates the same areas of the brain as cocaine and amphetamines, and tolerance to nicotine develops faster than to cocaine or heroin. Neurochemically, the body adapts to the toxins in tobacco a few hours after smoking. Soon smoking becomes necessary to feel “normal.?

    clip taken from a stanford study.

    Also another clip taken from whyquit.com is that it takes 72 hours for your blood stream to become 90% nicotine free, which is a day longer than heroin, also 1 drag off a cigarette and it takes another 72 hours to detox off of nicotine, that's just the 72 hours of detox anxiety, where you lose perception, stay tired, eat more, etc.

    After that it's readjustment anxiety where you have to cope with the oral fixation of smoking, it's a very repetative habit, imagine that in a year, the average pack a day smoker smokes 7,300 cigarettes.

    Now take me for example, I have smoked for 12 years, that makes in my life, 87,600 cigarettes (rough estimate, can't give you an exact figure because I'm not really keeping count, plus I quit for roughly 1 1/2 years, but was also smoking a pack and a half to two packs a day for about a year and a half to two years, so it's kinda hard to figure out.) now find me a heroin addict who shoots up 7000 times a year, or a coke addict that snorts 7000 lines a year.

    Aiight, end rant again...
    You can't move the furniture anymore
    And I'm not gonna trip and fall
    Going for the door

    Fuzz - Helen Keller

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    Think of all the new mini's you could have bought with all that money that went "up in smoke".

    ..................god sorry for that, it must have been the worst pun in the world, ever.

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    Yo, NY doesn't allow us to smoke in bars anymore and it really f***n sucks. I can understand in restaurants, that's fine. People are eating and whatever. But in a bar? cigs and beer go hand in hand. It's a downer I say. However, I have cut down alot on the smoking since it started....which rocks.....but still though. It's not fair to smokers out there
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    i did the thing with the cigarette and a paperclip, its seriously impressive when you&#39;ve been smoking the special tobacco


    i heard it also works with joints and a pencil lead but i&#39;ve yet to try it
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