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    A game

    I think you might find this amusing.

    The game goes like this:

    I ask you a question:

    "x or y"

    Then you answer:

    "Y

    It looks like my old parrot. (Explanation optional)

    Who would you prefer to fight if you were a common soldier of the Empire?

    Dark Elves or Skaven?"

    Then a third bloke answers, and pass on a new question.

    Right then I'll ask the first question.

    Who would you rather have a cozy dinner with?

    A band of Orks or an Inquisitor?

    Last edited by 002dk; January 31st, 2008 at 17:05.

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    Okay, I'll give this a go, if I understand it properly.

    I would rather eat with the Inquisitor, as I got nothing to hide!

    What do you think is more delicious, a squig or a zombie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tekore View Post
    Okay, I'll give this a go, if I understand it properly.

    I would rather eat with the Inquisitor, as I got nothing to hide!

    What do you think is more delicious, a squig or a zombie?

    Tekore
    Fair enough. If I had too eat it, I would choose the Squig, as it might contain a bit of blood... also it has more 'bite' to it... Im sure you know what I mean Teklore

    Next question:
    In case you were an empire general, which bloodline would you rather be captured by?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cebwj View Post
    Fair enough. If I had too eat it, I would choose the Squig, as it might contain a bit of blood... also it has more 'bite' to it... Im sure you know what I mean Tekore

    Next question:
    In case you were an empire general, which bloodline would you rather be captured by?
    I'd be really tempted to say Blood Dragon. if they don't like you they kill you, but for them to capture you, they must have some measure of respect for you. So maybe you aren't going to just end up as food...

    So, onwards and upwards!
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    Towards the halflings, pick up a couple, then run back to the Skaven and offer them as blood sacrifies to the Horned Rat (the Halflings not the Skaven btw). Then I'd run like the dickens.

    What would you rather be:
    A Brettonian Peasant or an Imperial Guardsman?
    For this assume the Peasant is a generic farmer. Not a squire for a rich and generous Knight, and the Guardsman is a basic platoons-man (if that is indeed a word), not a Titan pilot, a commander or something.

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    The peasant. I would run off in the woods and make some time with a hot Wood Elf woman (then probably return to a world 500 years later, ruled by fat frog men).

    Who would you rather sponge-bathe, a Slayer or an Ungor? (I know its a terrible decision)
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    An Ungor. They don't appear to ahve any...erm...gender differences from what I know- at least, not domineering ones.

    But if it was a female slayer, I'd choose the Slayer without question.

    What would you rather?
    Death by Lasgun or death by jokes written by the Inquisition?

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    Death by lasgun, it would be like going to sleep in a warm bath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArchonFarseerGuy View Post
    An Ungor. They don't appear to ahve any...erm...gender differences from what I know- at least, not domineering ones.

    But if it was a female slayer, I'd choose the Slayer without question.

    What would you rather?
    Death by Lasgun or death by jokes written by the Inquisition?

    -AFG
    Perhaps there should be a limit to the times one can post in this thread, so that it doesn't just become a post-count circle... I say twice or trice?

    That question is VERY difficult... on one hand you can't die by a flashlight, I mean lasgun So you would die of old age. You would have to live in a constant heat of 40 degrees and I don't like the heat :/

    The inquisition would classify all the jokes made, and it would take about 20 years to get approval form the right source and even then there is only about 10% chance it accually would get to the source for approving...

    I think I would choose the inquisitor as I have a broad sense of humor, and some of them might even be fun. We all know that the lasgun only has two modes: "light breeze" and "Cook canned meat", I just couldn't live under that condition!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cebwj View Post
    Perhaps there should be a limit to the times one can post in this thread, so that it doesn't just become a post-count circle
    Not a lot of worry about that. Posting in General & Off-Topic doesn't increase your post count. ;Y

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