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AAAAAnnnnnddddd…WELCOME! To the new LO awards, hosted by none other than yours truly; Kuffy! And WOW, have we got an event for you lot!! Well, sit down, sit down. Ale is all free tonight.
*turns to someone off stage* [What do you mean? Look, I’m not saying it. OI! I am Kuffy, so sit down and shush. I ain’t welcoming those pointy eared gits. Not now, not ever. Got it?]
*turns back to crowd* Ahem. Sorry about that folks. Anyway, yes the event. There is some unusual things going on here, and you’ll see in a few moments but first off, the first awa….argh!! Wtf?! The trophy… *glares* Damnit all! Its BiD again! Where’d he come from?! *looses Toastee* Go foxeh! Fetch the award!!
*sounds of scrapping and screams*
Right. We’ll let them sort that out for now. Anyway, the first award is the best overall member and the winner is…. Karmoon! Ah, Toastee. Thank you. Now, sorted BiD? *looks up to see BiD dangling by his underpants over a vat of liquefied Emos* Good job.
Moving on. The next award for the Funniest Member is…No, Toastee. Not yours. Sit down. *shakes head* jONSIE *Tosses award winners way*
Ah, now. This next category is a bit… different. You see, our trained monkeys have discovered that three members have the same votes. Thus, it was decided – via threats at axe point – that the award shall be split. So the Screw Loose award goes to jONSIE, Pickle and…oh…yay.. O_o Me. Wait! I ain’t missing anything! I am dwarven build, we don’t break. *glares at crowd*
Next up, Most Helpful Member that goes to: DavidVC04 *chains rattle and in the distance a splash can be heard* Ouch. Looks like BiD fell into the Emos. Someone fish him out before he melts or something. I’m not cleaning that mess up. *shakes head*
Ooo… again? Well it seems that once more we have a tie. So, Cyric the Mad do you want the top of bottom half of this Best Writer award? The other half is for…oh. Me. *grins* Kuffy picks up yet another shared award. O_o
*crowd mutters and whispers*
Enough of that. Or else you say hello to bessy. *hefts axe onto shoulder and pats* This here is bessy.
Best artist goes to Adrian Malseraph
Hm, yet another joint award. Best RGP’er is joint with Dr Nick and Darkreaver
*reads winner for next award* Oh gods… I’m never going to hear the end of this. Slumps onto table. Painting Master goes to… *whispers* Minus_t
*Minus_t leaps onto the stage and starts his “I’m better than you, stunty” dance*
Kuffy - *glare* G’rof. *Hefts bessy again*
Minus_t – *gulp* KTHXBY *flees*
Now… Conversion Master lies with the skilled Jamesonein
The Fluff Know It All goes too…
*a swish of air and Grephuan appears on stage, teary eyed*
Kuffy - O_o Um, Grep..what’s up?
Grep – Umm.. umm… I loves you all, for giving me this award
Kuffy - Grep. You didn’t win. zePoodle did.
Grep – O_o O__O X__X *glares at kuffy* Oh you wait… you wait…
Kuffy - O_O
The Spam master award goes to Los..oh wait, I have to check this. *confers with judges* [You sure? I mean, if any spams its him. I mean, look at his post count!! Ok, Ok, Ok.] *shakes head* it seems this award belongs in the hands of Koss
Lost Nem - ;__; *runs off to make more posts* I shall have that award!! I SHALL HAVE IT!!!
Everyone else; O_o
Services to LO is a tie with both Blackhat and Karmoon sharing it.
Now…well, can’t say I’m surprised. Hardest Mod goes to Katie Drake
*Inkie’s jaw hits the floor*
The Nicest Mod is officially Karmoon
The best Graphical Signature belongs with Arklite and the Best signature – Quote is Triumph of Man’s.
What? AGAIN?! *sigh* The Best Avatar is shared between Karmoon and… him. *Minus_t leaps onto the stage again and dances his dance of celebration and the “You lose” dance.* Ok! OK! OFF!! GET!! *boots minus_t off the stage, kicking him as far as the fourth row*
The Best Gaming Topic is the wonderful Picture of the Day. Its rival, the Best Non-Gaming Topic is with the 40KVassal Clan to go on their mantelpiece. To finish this batch off, is the Funniest Non-Gaming Topic which goes to the LO Chat Quotes thread.
Final four awards!! *crowd cheers*
The Best Chatter is… Lil’D. The funniest chatter is Triumph of Man. The one you all found the most helpful and Informative Chatter is gingerninja. And finally… the Best Chat Lurker goes to Onlainari um.. has anyone seen him? Anyone..?
So, this concludes the awards for 2007. I do hope you all enjoyed this and will try much harder for next year!
Heh, good to see that even now, you live up to your Best Writer and Screw loose awards! Great work Kuffy, congrats to everyone who won
Oy! Nominated in all those categories and not a single win! Ah well, congrats to all the winners!
spambot kill tally: 79
[16:19] <@Alzer> Arky's right though
[16:20] <@Kaiser-> I know he is.
[16:20] <@Kaiser-> He usually is.
[16:20] <@Kaiser-> Sometimes it's intentional.
[00:01] <+zubus> i love you, ya skirt wearin nothern monkey! ^_^
Hmmm. I have yet to make a name for myself.... *starts to plot some serious plotting that's so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a cunning ginger dog*
Congrats to everyone who won something, and Kuffy, Your presentation has cracked me up so much I look like an Avatar with cheap makeup! Well done 8Y
Well done guys! All well deserved no doubt. Keep up the good work everyone.
*...where did you get the tiny tux Kuffy?
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CONGRATS TOO ALL (who won)! Great stuff!
I hope everyone is happy... Maybe I should start posting instead of just reading every post here :/
If nothing else, this thread has brought attention to my lack of posting
*goes of posting in a wild manner*
-lurking in the shadows of LO.
Officially diagnosed by TekoreMelkhior, Necrarch Lord
*bows* Thank you, thank you all.
Now I'm aiming to double my bans.