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So those who know me or have heard some of my stories know I deal with drunk people all night, and I see some really really wierd stuff, and I had a really weird night that I have to get off my chest before I go kill myself, yeah it's that strange.
On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 is a drunk person coming into my store taking off their shirt yelling "billy's here, I'm billy!!!", a 5 being a drunk person running around the parking lot with their pants around their ankles screaming "I've got the magic stick, I've got the magic stick!!!" and a 10 being a gay crackhead coming into the store trying to get me to give him $20 to go get crack if he gives me head out in the parking lot... yeah... so you're starting to see the sh*t I have to put up with on a nightly basis.
This ranks in at about an 8.
To give you sme background information on the situation, this story involves 4 people, Me, My old best friend, his girlfriend, and their kid.
So anyway, I get into work last night about 10 minutes early, my bro is buying a pack of smokes, and who appears, but an old female friend of mine. We hadn't seen each other in about 2 years, because she's got a kid now with my old best friend, who I also don't really see that often.
Well we start chatting, and it's just normal catching up on 2 year conversation, she asked me if I'm still with my ex, no... if I had my own house, not yet... but soon, where the hell I've been for the past 2 years... ball and chained, and just starting to get out, normal stuff.
Well then she says "Well since you're not seeing anyone, do you want to go out with me ?" and right there my brain came to a screeching halt, and the left side looked at the right side and said "Did she say what I think she said ?" and the right side said "Uhhh... I think so"
Now for the first 10th of a second I thought she meant like go out grab a few beers, see what's been going on for the past couple years, but then I thought, hey, when I do that I say "You wanna go out and grab a beer and catch up ?" not "Do you want to go out with me ?"
Under normal circumstances I have a moral flexibility which allows me to do just about anything, but not here.
And I ask "Aren't you still going out with *Insert her boyfriends name*?"
"Okay... don't you two have a kid together ?"
"Yeah... a little girl"
"Well I mean I know you had a crush on me when we first started hanging out, and I was thinking if you wanted to hook up some time, that would be cool"
"You're dating my old best friend and you two have a kid together."
"Well still things aren't going very well with us, and I don't think we'll be together much longer."
So right about here is where I deviate the converastion back to a semi-normal one, and it ends with her giving me a hug and telling me that she'll be back up another night to catch up... I fear the worst.
Now I'm not denying that I'm attracted to her, because I am, she's a hot piece, I'd rank her at a 7 1/2 out of 10. But she's dating my old best friend... NO!!!
Okay, so that's part one.
Here's part two, still concerns the same people.
Now I have for the past 6 years been the bringer of bad news to my old best friend, every bad relationship he's had has involved me in some way shape or form, basically his love life since high school has been me getting him together with girls. But I'm seriously tired of being the bringer of bad tidings to him, he's had enough crap in his life, and I don't think he really needs this right about now, his brother is in jail, he's pretty much becoming an alcoholic, he's had severe emotional trauma since he was a kid, and now this.
His first girlfriend he met through me, and that ended up badly when she swore off guys for the rest of her life.
His second girlfriend he met through me, and she broke up with him after she found out he was cheating on her, again through me, which later it turns out that apparently she was only dating him to get "closer" to me... I know... creepy, since he and I spent just about every day hanging out together, and she wanted to see me more often because well she was a stalker type, and I didn't want to have anything to do with her.
Now his current girlfriend/practically wife, he met because I would drag his ass up to a local starbucks and hang out every weekend, basically if I hadn't dragged him up there, her and I probably would have gotten together and had some kind of sick twisted, albeit extremely erotic relationship that downward spiralled into oblivion... anyway...
But now she just out of the blue shows up at my job, and asks me to go out with her...
Now here's the problem I'm seeing, I have severe trust issues which makes me analyse everything from every angle, if I can't trust someone I will look for motives and here's one I see.
About a month ago, her boyfriend comes to my work drunk, and he starts telling me about how he cheated on her that night, and I told him "look man you two have a kid, you can't be doing ***** like that, it's not cool" and he said he knew, and he was really wasted, which isn't an excuse, so I dismissed it with a simple "if you do it again, don't tell me or you'll earn another severe ass whipping (I broke 3 of his ribs the last time he cheated on a girlfriend, you would think he'd have learned...)"
So what I'm thinking is a possibility is that she found out he cheated on her, and also found out that I knew about it and didn't say anything, and wants to get us both back, because there are three reasons a person cheats. Lust, Fear, and Revenge.
Lust being that you're out one night and you see a particularly tasty looking morsel, and you just lose all sense of morality and go after it. (I myself have been in this situation, not the cheater, but the morsel...)
Fear being that you want to leave, but are afraid to be alone, so you stay with a person and just go out and get what you want whenever the desire comes up.
And of course revenge being "well he cheated on me, so I'm going to show him how it feels"
Anyway, it'd be a totally different situation if they were split up, and had been for a few months, and she just wanted a piece, but they're still together... so I'm kinda stuck.
Do I tell him that she tried to hook up with me, and ruin another relationship, and possibly have him *****ed off at me, because it's always "the other guys fault" not the womans, and have her *****ed off at me because I said something to him.
Or do I not say anything and just blow it off as "hey I didn't know she meant it like that" and have them split up in a few months when she finds someone else, and have him possibly find out later that she tried to hook up with me, and I didn't tell him.
Though I do think I have a way of resolving this in a way where I am not to blame. The next time I see her, tell her that I won't go out with her until she's single, and has been for at least a month, then when she tells me they're split, track down my old buddy and ask if they're split up, if he says yes, it's cool, if he says no... "Oh really, sit down, I gotta tell you something"
That way if they're split up, no harm.
But if they aren't, she can be *****ed off at me and I won't care because I avoided being a tool of revenge, and he can't be *****ed off at me because, well she said they were split up.
I mean I don't really think I can trust her in this situation, because if things are as bad as she's saying they are, she'd leave him and then ask me out later, not say "well we're probably not going to be together for much longer, we'll probably be breaking up any day now, but hey, wanna bone ?"
All that aside, she knows I had a huge crush on her 4-5 years ago, she knows her boyfriend and I go way back, and she also knows I'm on the rebound from my last relationship, so that's just more reason to make me think she just wants me for revenge...
Messed up huh ?
You can't move the furniture anymore
And I'm not gonna trip and fall
Going for the door
Fuzz - Helen Keller
That's an 8 out of 10 all right.
Hope the situation resolves for the better, whatever that might be.
Warhammer Fantasy: Warriors of Chaos, High Elves
Warhammer 40k: Eldar, Space Marines, Orks
And people wonder why we drink...... I worked as a bouncer before I joined up, saw a lot of strange ***** there as well. There's one friend you can always trust to get you back to reality, and that's Jack Daniels. Just don't make a habit of it.
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
:blink: weird :blink:
spambot kill tally: 79
[16:19] <@Alzer> Arky's right though
[16:20] <@Kaiser-> I know he is.
[16:20] <@Kaiser-> He usually is.
[16:20] <@Kaiser-> Sometimes it's intentional.
[00:01] <+zubus> i love you, ya skirt wearin nothern monkey! ^_^
Take in to account women are evil little critters out to cause trouble. I would write it off and pretend that what she said was "Go out with me" like in out to get a burger, not like "Go out to that cheep motel and shag." You have to know somethingâ€™s up with her; perhaps she needs an "out" for the relationship. So what better thing to do than to screw someone he knows, that would make him just as *****ed off at you as he is at her. If she cheats on some bloke he doesnâ€™t know he canâ€™t really be *****ed off at them as much.
Seems like you donâ€™t need any help getting any "play" so if you do need some action spend some time at the bar and pick up a "safe" peace of ass.
I love these topics Nos, you always seem to make my life look a lot easier.
I say stay away, avoid both of them like the plague.
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Man, your life is well to complex...............
A Rhino? SLOTH!
Glad my misery makes you laugh CC, heh, well it makes me laugh too.
And yes, my life is way too complex, I'm thinking I am going to put one of my many destructive inventions to good use, make myself a multi-millionare and move out to california and spend the rest of my life as a beach bum, just lay out on the beach, and surf, wearing an old shirt, a worn out pair of pants with a hole in the knee, no shoes, and just a hemp necklace as jewelry, then just wait around for the love of my life to find me.
Yeah... I seriously think I could live the rest of my life like that and be truely happy. Okay... goal to work for...
Anyway, I have decided to avoid her like I would a leper, and if anything comes around just play dumb, but I don't know if I'll be able to pull it off...
And I quote
The hardest part about being a genius is convincing the world that you're not.
You can't move the furniture anymore
And I'm not gonna trip and fall
Going for the door
Fuzz - Helen Keller
Your stories remind of the fictional columnist for the Onion, Jimmy Anchower. I am not saying your stories are fictional I am just saying that they are really entertaining to read.
â€œCry â€˜Havocâ€™ and let slip the dogs of war!â€? - Julius Caesar, Act III, Scene I
first dont move out here(California) for the beach, it sucks, its usually really cold and a lot of sleeper waves. very entertaining story, and i tend to make a movie of everything, and i mean everything. Then i make a ton of copies that are all different, and watch them over and over and over till ive thought of every posibility there is to a situation, but then there's always one that never gets played,a nd after that i make more movies of what happened and watch them till i find the one i should of did. at that point i find my self feeling insane because its not like i can go back and redo it all, or can I? :o Interesting....but nice story. :huh:
*walks off playing movies in my head*
<span style='color:purple'>"With my new body I have reborn yet again, and so history repeats itself."</span>
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