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George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to
bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on
in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw
that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the
police, who asked "Is someone in your
house?" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols
were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer
would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung
up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello I just called
you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you
have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all". Then
he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response
unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course,
the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said
to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I
thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT...
"you don't under stand, my empathy for you could fit in a match box, with the matches in it"
Well, us good ole southern boys don't screw around when it comes to the police.
It reminds me of a story that happened in a town near here once. A guy walks into a southern dining establishment (probably waffle house...), pulls his pistol out and demands all of the money in the register. No more than 15 seconds later five different patrons of the restaurant shot him at the same time. Moral of the story? Don't pull a gun in the south unless you are well prepared to defend yourself.
Wow. I heard about there being a few towns in the south of america where you can walk around with an AK 47 without getting people nervous, but those are hilarious :lol:
What doesn't kill you, cripples you for life
Whoever invented the Rubix Cube had a sick and twisted sense of humor
I will not eat oysters, i want my food dead, not sick, not wounded, dead.
There's a county in my beautiful state of Georgia where you CANNOT purchase a house without first proving that you have ownership of at least a 9mm handgun.
Know what the breaking and entering rate in that county is? Zero.
its roughly equal to the literacy rate isnt it?hehe (just a joke dont go all psycho)
Station:in all the world of the drow there is no more important word.It is the calling of their-of our-religion,.ambition overrides good sense and compassion is thrown away in its face, all in the name of the spider queen.
thats very funny
shows how motivated police are :lol:
Woman:"We cant treat everyone equally when they're clearly not! What's that called kids?"
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