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    Booze Talk!

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidVC04 View Post
    Little known fact:

    Stonehambey passed out in a pub, drunk on ale and whiskey. When he awoke, he found himself strapped to a gurney and reflected in the mirrored gaze of a geneticist wielding a scalpel and a tube of anesthesia.

    This Doctor Rostovtsev, numerously implicated as a debauchee, had determined himself to extend the life of one Elliott Carter, a widely known 20th century composer who is best known for his developments of rhythmic notation in string quartets and other chamber music.

    Thusly determined, the Doctor had availed himself of the night's opportunity when he noticed a young chap at the end of the bar, conked out, empty tankards and shot glasses scattered on the floor about him.

    Hours later our dear Stonehambey found himself reconciling his soul to Jesus on the eve of Elliott Carter's 100th birthday.

    Fortunately for Stonehambey, this happened during the 2008 LO meet. King Ulrik Flamebeard and 'Shonuff had noticed the strange gent in the white laboratory coat at the other end of the bar, but themselves a bit bleary eyed and worse for wear, they took to spinning a sloshy game of foosball while Stonehambey was whisked away, hooked on Doctor Rostovtsev's arm.

    At some point our two modly heroes noticed the strange absence of a man too near a coma to walk and willed themselves into hot pursuit after the disappearing Stonehambey.

    King Ulrik Flamebeard and 'Shonuff trailed Stoney's vapors to the hideout of Doctor Rostovtsev, burst through the cellar door, bypassed the traps and pitfalls, grappled with the mad doctor, and freed Stonehambey.

    Sadly, though, a seminal composer died today, hours after his 100th birthday, awaiting his biannual clone implant from the determined geneticist.

    Here's what it means for all of you:

    LO is restored, the ale and whiskey flows, and the conversation continues.
    Obviously this is complete and utter nonsense...

    ...I never drink whiskey


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stonehambey View Post
    Obviously this is complete and utter nonsense...

    ...I never drink whiskey
    There's something inherently wrong about a man who doesn't drink scotch...

    Glen Garioch 15yr old single malt is heaven in a glass!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ancalagon View Post
    There's something inherently wrong about a man who doesn't drink scotch...

    Glen Garioch 15yr old single malt is heaven in a glass!
    I'm more partial to a Lagavulin 16yo in terms of scotch. For Bourbon it's Maker's Mark.

    but I'm glad it wasn't just me that was having problems...I was about to go stabbity on my comp...

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    If you are to buy a round I would have a shot of Drambuie and a cold beer... Or a glass of Drambuie with some ice in it...

    I'm into sweet liquers...
    Thanks to all the people showing faith in me

    I sometimes feel that everyone will leave me and they will be on their own...

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    Its beer for me. If I do hard alcohol, its either vodka or tequila with training-wheels (none if I'm really drunk). Something wrong with Scotch... and Whiskey... and anything in between.

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    Oh dear, I seem to have turned this thread into a discussion on booze...

    Let's take it to the beer appreciation group, guys!
    Thou shalt remember:
    Warhammer Fantasy armies do NOT have Codices. They have Army Books.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ancalagon View Post
    Oh dear, I seem to have turned this thread into a discussion on booze...

    Let's take it to the beer appreciation group, guys!
    By the magic of my admin powers; so it be written, so it be done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stonehambey View Post
    By the magic of my admin powers; so it be written, so it be done!
    'tis black magic I say! I have always suspected you admin types of witchcraft, and here is the proof! Now, fellows, let us take this admin to the scales, to show that he is the same weight as a duck!

    and no, I haven't been on the scotch! I think this new hat might be too tight...
    Thou shalt remember:
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