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Okay, it's not so much a temple as it is a way of life. Basically, there are 6 statutes that can be applied to any situation in day-to-day life, and will help you find the best solution/course of action. The statutes are:
1. Shmoke til yer broke.
2. NEVER turn down pizza.
3. ALWAYS watch cartoons.
4. Hail Ninjas.
5. LET GO OF MY EGGO!
6. Doritos + Coke = mmmmm
They are ranked in order of importance. If the fulfillment of one of the statues meant breaking one of a higher rank, the higher rank always takes precedence. For example:
You are offered to go in half and half on a large hawaiian style pizza (which rawks you, by the way). This would be all fine and good except for the fact that statute two: NEVER turn down pizza, is outranked by statute one: Shmoke til yer broke. In this case, you would decline the offer and go get some shmoke instead. Similarly, statue five: LET GO OF MY EGGO! takes precedence in any situation which does not involve pizza, cartoons, shmoke or ninjas (if a ninja steals your eggo, you're screwed).
Like I said, this way of life is not for those who lack the mental capacity need to fathom the importance of these statutes, and is definitely not for those who lack the required spirit: you've got to want it bad.
Come live the life of the lazy stoner. JOIN THE TEMPLE OF KAJ TODAY!
Sig by Angel_of_Rust (because he's better than you)
No eggos here I'm afraid, but I'll embrace this as the foundation of a pothead's 101 ^_^.
Ze titles yez...
When in doubt,
Smite.<SilverMane> I would trust BID with my life
<SilverMane> HEIL BID!
<Adrian-> BiD is Omnipotent; All Knowing, All Powerful!
<Scary_Troopers> I see you as an optimist, GT. : D
But what of the midgets!?
=]Front in favour of Moderation of the Harshest kind.[=
Sign me up. Nothing beats a nice tall glass of eggo, err coke and some Doritos. Now to go watch some ninja cartoons....
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