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i saw this on one of those signs you stick on the inside of your car
Wanna get laid? Crawl up a ckicken's butt and wait"
pleez add yor posts and replies
Woman:"We cant treat everyone equally when they're clearly not! What's that called kids?"
Post all ya gobbo wins and ya stoopid orcses losses here! Da Big Green Tracka!
(0.0) Worship the bunny, for he is thy God.
Hehehe Martin that is funny :lol:
i saw a bumpersticker today that said "of course Im out of my mind, its dark and scary in there!"
Tact is for people who give a damn. I'm not one of those people.
Best bumper sticker: My other rides your mum
A Promise to a dead man means nothing.
Here's a joke thats not perverted or just wrong... older people would get a laugh more than you youngin' Blood claws ^_^
Why Women Lie...
One day, while a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her
thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared
and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water,
and she needed the thimble to make her living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden
thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a wooden thimble. "Is this
your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with a silver thimble. "Is this
your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three
thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some time later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along
the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river. When she cried out,
The Lord again appeared and asked her, Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my
husband has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. "Is
this your husband?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor woman and am not able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said yes to Mel Gibson."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it!
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