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So anybody watch family guy? I personally love the show, and think its hilarious. Post your favorite quotes and moments here!
Peter: Honey i cant take outt he garbage im at the office.
Lois: Peter i can see you your in the kitchen.
Peter: *moves to the left behind the wall* Can you see me know?
Peter: Honey i cant take out the garbage, im at the office...
<insert witty remark here>
Stuie: For every sprinkle I find on my ice cream, I shall KILL you!
~kicks to Jokes & Funny Stuff~
Stewie to Peter: "I like you. When I take over your death shall be quick and painless."
The fire's going out...pass me another heretic.
"The Stewie that you knew that loved happy farm is gone. Meet the Stewie who loves giant fruit hats"
Tom Tucker: Because of an accident today at the Quahog cable company, all television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time. Of course, no one can see this news program, so it doesn't really matter what we say. I'm the lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets, how about you, Diane?
Diane Simmons: Well, Tom, I just plain don't like black people.
Chris: Can me and Meg stay up as long as we want while you're at Kissstock?
Peter: You can do whatever you want just don't eat from the Candy Tree...
Candy Tree: He is right to caution you...I feed on children *kid walks by and is eaten by candy tree* *CRUNCH*
This show is awesome....
Also the "Wish upon a Weinstein" episode.
Peter: Look at them up there...plotting. (referring to some clouds that they didn't buy insurance for)
Cloud 1: So Bill...we attack tomorrow...
Cloud 2: Yes...tomorrow
Cloud 1: I mean it this time!
Cloud 2: Me too!
Great stuff. I have 1st, 2nd and 3rd series...And I've watched some episodes 3-4 times...this is sooo damn great.
Your fluffraping hurts my eyes. - TehDarkPredator
Stewie: What the deuce?!
For if one gave, he dared assert
He knew that man was repentant
For many a man is so hard of heart
He cannot weep even though he suffers sorely
hmm. here some of my favs
Peter: Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.
Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
Peter: I drift in and out.
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
Lois: Come on Stewie, you know you can't leave the table until you finish your vegetables.
Stewie: Well, then I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you've got a good forty years on me, woman.
Lois: Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane ...
Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers
and the stewie qyote goes like this
Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle i find, i shall KILL you
Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
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the episode where stewie is trying to infaltrate the cheerleaders
stewie talking into a tape recorder: log entry # 7. I have yet to discover the secerts of the mind control device. Also, still trying to figure out their obbsesiton with the homosexuals from n'zync
stewie hiding in a locker in the girls locker room: it seems my wee wee has been struck with rigormortus.
Quagmire walks into a bathroom stall and finds a 15 year old cheerleader stewie tied up and gaged on the floor and says: Dear diary he he... Jackpot!
"Everyone should try arrogance, it's absolutely wonderful. You can go out, do whatever you want, and go home. And the best part is, no matter what you do, or how much you ***** everything up, nothing's ever your fault because 'thou art god'."
-Bernard M. Smith, the <u>real</u> Michael Smith and modern day Petronius
Stewie: You know mother life is like a box of chocoloets, you never know your going to get....*stewie brings out a box of chocolets* yours on the other hand is full of active grenades!
Dark Eldar: The Kabal Of the Black Heart: Bloody Claw division.
Black Legion: Division 666
Vampire Counts Von Castein Bloodline: w/l/t