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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
- A stick...
Why did the lion get lost?
- Because the jungle is massive...
Why did the chicken jump off the bridge?
- Tired of crossing the road...
Guess who I bumped into in Specsavers?
When is a door not a door?
- When it's ajar...
Good news, Saddam's got the death penalty!
- Bad news, Beckham's taking it... (Brits Only)
How do you kill a circus?
- Go for the Juggeler...
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
- A zebra...
Man in take-away: do you deliver?
- Waiter: yes, with onions...
What do you call the worst post ever?
har har har
Jebus serfed you!
Yet you bothered to post in it...?
What's dirty and sounds like a bell?
Man, I'm so funny it hurts.
Where do beef-burgers come from?
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left it. :glare:
What's more fun the a truck load of dead babies?
The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out.
How do you call a dog without any legs
You dont, its not like its going to come!
Whats brown and sticky?
A Promise to a dead man means nothing.
hey no need to cry :hmm:
spambot kill tally: 79
[16:19] <@Alzer> Arky's right though
[16:20] <@Kaiser-> I know he is.
[16:20] <@Kaiser-> He usually is.
[16:20] <@Kaiser-> Sometimes it's intentional.
[00:01] <+zubus> i love you, ya skirt wearin nothern monkey! ^_^
God these are awful, keep 'em coming ^_^