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    You know you're addicted to 40k when:
    You get sick with the flu and pray to grandfather nurgle.

    You squash a cockroach and yell at the top of your lungs "I slay this carnifex in the name of the emperor!"

    When in church you try to convince them that they are worshipping a false diety and that the true one sits on a golden throne and feasts on the souls of a thousand psykers a day.

    You refer to other ethnicities and Abhumans(hope I didn't go to far with this one it was in good fun)

    You call nuns sisters of battle.

    You hear a burgler entering your home and you grab your flashlight to fend him off with.

    You see a friends laser light and mistake it for a Tau Markerlight and hit the deck expecting a seeker missle to explode.

    You have a bumper sticker that says: My other car is a land raider crusader.

    Ok I know we can keep these coming I thought of all these in about 5 mins
    and am fresh out.

    Edit: You call Mechanics Techpriest enginseers and curse the machine god when your car or machanical device breaks.



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    when...

    ...you can't leave your local Games Workshop store for less than $40

    ... you start a thread like this (zing&#33

    ... you reply a thread like this (zing myself)
    I am the Aquila-Guerilla!

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    oh come on it's all in good fun. Keep them coming guys! You can't think of anything funny to add? You don't really have to do it just have to think of it as something someone who plays wwaaaaay too much 40k would say.


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    ...when you read a 40K forum regularly (zing to ALL of us&#33

    ...when you have a dream involving space marines (a friend of mine had this... him & his fraternity were a chapter... it was hilarious&#33

    ...when you've actually BUILT a working chainsword (seen it with my own eyes, it rocks)

    ...when you play Specialist Games just to get more of a 40K universe fix

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    Space Marine
    You name your cat after a primarch
    You paint chapter symbols on your car
    You refer to your boss as Chaplain
    You try to look up Warhammer 40k XXX material on the internet
    You refer to earth as "Terra"
    You already have tried to turn your chainsaw into a Chain Sword
    You have attacked your nabours with your "Chain sword"
    You have taken all your kids toys for conversions
    You have tried to see if you can deepstrike off you roof

    Tyranids
    You relate to the "Aliens" movie to much
    You nick name your son "Genestealer" (get it, get it? Ah Forget about it&#33
    You refer to whats in his dirty diaper as "spore mines"


    Chaos
    You sssspeak like a sssnake
    You look like a member of Kiss


    All I got for now

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    You call in sick to work to finish painting your Death Guard squad.

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    Blood god nice, that's what I'm looking for.

    You and another person get into a fight and you pull out your dice bag and roll to hit.

    You then punch him in the face and proceed to wound hoping that he will fail his 5+ armor save from his flak armor.

    You smack bushes with sticks, just to makes sure their aren't any lictors in there.

    You get upset with UPS because they are unable to deep strike your package to your mailbox.

    You refer to the telephone as the vox caster.

    When exiting a building you do so with caution, just in case there are any spore mines in the area.

    You refer to midgets as Ratlings and tell them they are only fit to be cooks and should be snipers in the military to properly serve the God-Emporer of Mankind.

    Anyone that looks at you funny whilst you do any of these things will be considered heretics and subject to summary execution.

    You are now in an insane asylum.

    Sorry I ran outta things to say lol keep them coming guys.


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    Dark Eldar (Male)
    You refer to your Harley as a Reaver Jetbike.
    You call your sports car a Raider (or a Ravager).
    You keep watching the movie "Edward Scissorhands" with your Haemonculus model nearby (which sports a Scissorhand).
    A guy throws something at you, misses, and you yell, "I made my cover save! I'm so stealthy! I love being a Mandrake!"

    Dark Eldar (Female)
    You carry a set of mean looking knives that you call "Wych weapons."
    You wear hardly anything.
    You call your skateboard a "Hellion Skyboard."
    Your asked if you know someone called Lelith, you say, "Of course I do! We both love inflicting pain and suffering!"

    Dark Eldar (All)
    When someone asks you where you live, you say, "Commorragh."
    You refer to your friends as your Kabal.
    You beat someone in a foot race because of your Fleet of Foot special rule.
    You never go for headshots in first-person shooters like Halo.
    When you beat up a tough person and someone asks you how you did it, you say "I was high."

    Give me some time and I'll think of more.
    You must never forget the essence of your spark
    All of that which defines you is the essence of your blood
    The infection has been removed
    The soul of the machine has improved
    The infection has been removed
    The soul of the machine has improved

    Look into my eyes
    Tell me what you see
    Someone real?
    This is real!
    What you wish to be

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    Hehe nice Shas'el. I like how you wiggled those last two in there that have nothing to do with anything lol.


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    You go to your local Psychic Fair with a home-made flamer...

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