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What would you do if you had control of everything, had millions of people pray to you everyday and you live in the year 40000?
(for discussion case, lets pretend that you aren't connected to a giant life support system)
I am with stupid /\
I'd probably do what he did do before he was on life support, and go around conquering the universe. People give the Emperor too much credit, basically he was the Genghis Kahn of the galaxy until the mutiny of Horus.
Karnov let all of us fulfil our repressed dreams of being a fat Russian man running around in the great outdoors and getting shot at by weird stone heads and crap. You didn't have a repressed fantasy about doing such marvelous things? Well, I don't believe you . . . [djpretzel]
id kick al those inquisitor who falsely purge in my name, and turn Abbadon's groin to puddin for back stabbing sanguinus!!!!!!
thats the bottom line , cause the emperor said so!
(blatant stone cold steve austin rip off)
i maent horus...... but id still lay the smack down on abbadon for being a cheap replica of the man!!!!!!!!!
the new war cry of the emperium
Wolf Pack, don't double post use the edit function. Anyway, to answer the question, I would lead the mighty space marines on a crusade to purge chaos from the material realm for good, and succeed (oh ya, I'm that good ) Then the same thing against all the aliens and mutants (except for sanctioned psychers and navigators of course). So basically pretty much what the fluff says except with me (the emperor) being alive and leading from the front, their would be much more success.
“ Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man. ” - Thomas Paine
I would make an emperial decree that LoTR material is never allowed into the pages of White Dwarf Magazine.
Next, I would allow regular IG forces to use the Exterminator and Vanquisher tanks again.
Then I would blow up a few planets just for the fun of it.
Firstly, i'd get every space marine chapter to go into the EOT and kill the chaos wanabes. First problem out of the way.
Next i'd go to earth and virus bomb it. I'd then take the rest of my forces and go right into the middel of the tau empire, and whoop their alien ass.
I'd have my battle fleet flame Hive fleets, and just virus bomb any planet that has even a hint on orkiness or chaos.
Then i'd kill all those terminator wannabes, and anything they come with, followed my the nukeing of commargh
I'd then then have all my forces partake in a galactic wide Exterminatus, kill every man, woman and child.
After killing almost everything in the galaxy, i'd have every planet virus bombed again just in case, and then have my glorious forces all meet on earth, to be virus bombed.
I'd then go chill with the Eldar
+If it moves, torture it+
The last message recievd from the Dark eldar Dracon Ferilus, the only person who ever tried to make a Bloodthirster cry
What did happen to Eldrad Ulthran anyways?....
snort coke all day and shag lots of women!!!
LOL Who wouldn't like that! (Y) That's the obivious answer, but let's say you were an emperor that acctually cared about humanity?snort coke all day and shag lots of women!!!
I imagine being the emperor and waking up from my half-death state.
-I would declare the Machine Cult heretical, and let everyone learn about technology again.
-I would tell the Echlessiarchy not to worship me, and make them work for me instead, as teachers, teaching everyone the long lost knowledge I have.
-Then I would unite the Imperial Guard and the Imperial Navy into one army, and combine ten and ten spacemarine chapters into a hundred new legions.
-I would shut down the Astronomican, because now that I'm awake, I AM the astronomican. These psychers and those that otherwise would be fed to me, will form my new order of pshycic warriors, the Adeptus Whoopass.
-I would make the Sisters Of Battle wear dresses and learn to cook and do laundry. :closedeyes:
-With this new army I would eradicate the Traitor Legions before conquering the galaxy in another Great Crusade.
Ave Dominus Nox!
disband the ultramarine chapter!
Won/Drawn/Lost (Only counting games 1500pts and over)
Space Marines -- Emperor's Legion (3/0/0)
Orks (0/0/0) --Not Yet Ready--