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    What unorthodox tactics have you though of during your time messing around with Warhammer? For example, I believe that you should:

    1) Paint your Power Armour green to confuse orks

    2) Shout BANG at guardsmen to confuse and scare them

    3) Throw water on a Necron (just to see what happened)

    4) Comment on an Eldar's sexual orientation to see them whine and throw a hissyfit

    5) Destroy a space marine's brain by asking him:
    "What is the Emperor's real name."

    6) When trying to get a squad of Bloodclaws to attack an enemy that they believe they cannot beat, pick up a stick, throw it behind the enemy, smile at the enemies confusion and say "Fetch."

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    1) take a nailtrimmer to a hive tyrants talons to neatralise it

    2)scare away space wolves by bring a dentist with your army.

    3)Become invulnerable to slannesh shooting by weating earplugs

    4) tell the ork warboss Gazkull when he first landed on armageddon that he got the wrong planet and kindly give him a map that points him towards the ulthwe craftworld, who in fact sent him to armageddon in the first place.


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    1. Tip a space marine termi over
    2. Send guardmen into battle with an empty weapon
    3. Drive a landraider over a group of grots

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    4) tell the ork warboss Gazkull when he first landed on armageddon that he got the wrong planet and kindly give him a map that points him towards the ulthwe craftworld, who in fact sent him to armageddon in the first place.
    Just got to point out, Ulthwe didn&#39;t lead Gazkhull to armageddon, they in fact eliminated a rival Warboss who would have come to power and attacked Ulthwe, therefore leaving Gazkhull to rise to power and attack Armageddon.
    You cannot win, for to fight us is to give us power.

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    no one cairs Nebulas

    blowing up the planit has been a running idea
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    Wait Sallies are green and that does&#39;nt confuse the orks :blink:

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    no one cairs Nebulas
    That would be "No one cares Nebulas."

    Also, you aren&#39;t the voice for other members on L-O saying whether they care or not, I bet some member on L-O does care about that statement.
    You cannot win, for to fight us is to give us power.

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    Tell a Battle Sister her armour makes her look fat and watch her sob as she sheds her armour save.

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    Strap 100 lasguns to the front of the leman russ when the lights fail.
    A wise man once said: Blow me @$$wipe :lol:

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    place a sticker saying "honk If you think I&#39;m sexy" on the back of a sisters of battle rhino.

    honk if you see the Stiker Saying " honk if you think I&#39;m Sexy" on the back of a sisters of battle rhino.

    place a "kick me" sign on the back of the commissar assigned to a catachan regiment.

    unplug the golden throne for laughs.

    throw soap at nurgle Plague marines.

    paint Kharn the Betrayers armour pink and call him a sissy (only is you want to be killed)

    use you lasgun as a seat warmer in the Leman Russ tank

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