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Only in Ireland... Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Ireland... Do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
13 Irish have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents 101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.
AND finally......... In 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
now that is comedy!!!
(i hope you never succumb to said statistics man)
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its pretty much all true people !me included !142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
and as for the bottle opening , it wouldnt happen so much if those damn cheapo bottles had twisty tops lol !
doctors are under so much pressure now thanks to Mary Harney ( minister for health ) now you have to push the gurneys in to the operation theatre in the right position for operation because they dont get a chance to move from were they are , only for there break , and if there getting a tonselectomy you have to push them in head first , if they go in feet first they get the snip ( if you know what i mean ) so im sure theres been plenty of unwanted circumsitions in irish hostpitals :lol: !
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I'll add something:
ONE Irish person belived he was a dark elf, and that his mission was to kill as many policemen as he could.
note to self, don't get sick while visiting relativesin Ireland...
Things are fairly bad here alright. For a supposed 1st world nation our health service is a disgrace. To get anything done within a reasonable time you have to go private.
Still at least there is a public option in this country.
Originally posted by Gathrog@Dec 17 2004, 039
I only see 5 Fs in the first riddle, as for the read the sign thing it says:
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Feh. We don't need hospitals. Just keep drinkin' 'till you don't hurt/feel sick anymore.