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A cop arrests 2 drug dealers and says to each one of them "I'll let you go if you stop 10 people from doing drugs" the two agree and they are on their way.
The first drugdealer comes back and says "I've got ten people" and the cop asks how he did it.The dealer says "first I drew a normal circle and said that was their brain before drugs and I drew a smaller circle and said that was there brain after doing drugs"
The cop lets the first dealer go and then the second dealer comes and says "I got 42 people to stop doing drugs" the cop was amazed and asked how he did it. The dealer responds "I drew a small circle and said that was their ass hole before going to jail and then I drew a big circle and said that was thier ass hole after getting out of jail"
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heh.....here you go, another drug tidbit....
Making It Too Easy
CALLAWAY, Fla. (AP) â€” Help, police, someone stole my pot!
A Panhandle couple is under arrest after notifying police Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen and that they needed the weed back, because they were going to later sell it.
"They're America's dumbest criminals," said Lt. Ricky Ramie, head of the Bay County Sheriff's Office narcotics task force.
Deputies arrested 18-year-old John Douglas Sheetz and 17-year-old Misty Ann Holmes and charged the duo with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia.
According to the police report, the couple returned to the home they share and found the home broken into and a quarter-pound of marijuana missing. They immediately called authorities to report the break-in and theft.
Police said the couple told them they were going to resell the marijuana and allowed the detectives to search the apartment.
Investigators discovered several marijuana stems among other drug paraphernalia during the search, The News Herald in Panama City reported for Saturday editions.
They were taken to the Bay County Jail (search) and are each being held on $17,500 bond.
this is just something i found....its hilarious and true!
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Um, be warned tho about this post, soon you will be flamed by drug users saying how are drugs stupid? They don't cause harm? It hasn't been proved. As you see but those examples drug users are STUPID! Take another example, my bro failed grade 12 once.... and is gonna fail it again. O and there this girl at my school little you know what and she does drugs and shes in the same grade, 90% sure she aint a virgin :o.
But now if you don't like marijuana as a drug, what as a medicinal use huh? I don't think it should be aloud and I don't think it should be reserched to find out how use to get the safe sides of the drug why???? Have you seen these gys on medicinal marijuana? Most of em look dope heads befor they were ill (like this chick on my local news) and than if they get the good side ffects into pills youll have retards buying the pills over dosing and dieing or just still been high and doing stupid things! O and now this leeds to little 12 year old *****ing morons on maury and people feel simbithy for em because they hade sex and had a baby? Please can we get some Dark Elder ere to wipe this idiots out or what!
Drugs = Moron = Baby = Aids = Welfare = High taxs = pist of people/happy go lucky morons = riot = destroyed city.
Drugs = Moron = Death = Paper work = Pist of cop with gun/mom with gun who cant get over that fact she didn't stop her son from doing durgs now nlaiming the goverment = death = paper work = lots of pist of cops/moms = riot = DOOM!
Drugs = FREAKEN IDIOTS!!
PS: Don't give me that BS on "have you ever done drugs", drugs are abd its that simple you idiot. O and dont you think this applys to just drugs users only, it applys to beer to! O and mind my grammer I'm a little mad now.
That's a really nice speech, Valhallan, but.. What does it have to do with this? ._.
'tis jokes about drugusers.
Lol sorry, I got cought up in the moment sorry. Lol. Sorry. it just really ticks me off! O and bucause I forgot to a joke here sometihng on my skaven forums thast got posted, its really drugs but you could say they were high when they made it.
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no thats what i call , being plotted and scagging of you head !
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Valhallan you sound like a young boy who hasn't tried drugs once and has just gotten a speach while at school about how drugs are bad. Your assumptions classify all drug users as to be failures, sluts, and idiots.
Your statements are however, false. I hope you know about 90% of highschoolers drink. Many smoke also. You seem like a very nieve person from your statement. Im an honor role student, i exersise frequently, and am doing well in the world. I also smoke and drink at least once a week.
I apologize for my ranting which i happen to tend to do stoned. Yeah theres a hint. -~~~~. You should try it man.
oh and i have never been caught and don't plan to ever. Im a parinoid smoker.
even though this has little to do with drugs, i didnt want to start a new thread. its a funny article about prison and video games:
wWWwwAaaaAAgggGGGhHHHhhh!!!! = DeAth
well im never selling drugs
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