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This is just something that struck me the other day when I was playing again my freinds and a entire squad of termies got oblitterated by terrible dice rolling.
five Terminators, seven wounds, need twos or more to survive and roll............................. six ones!!!!
Any one out there had moments of complete dice mayhem, if so it would be nice to know that I'm not alone
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man thats harsh , well if it was me you were playing i would of let you roll again !
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I once played a game against a space wolves player every plasma weapon i had over heated and killed my space marines (i am not kidding a whole devestator squad 3 veteran seargents and my chaplin lost a wound to his) not only that but in 1500pts i killed a blood claw a grey hunter and a long fang compared to him destroying my entire army. Virtually every dice that i rolled in that game was a one.
The worst dice roll i ever had was in cc with my slugga boyz. I charged 12 orks so that's 48 attacks. I needed a 4 plus to hit and i made like 4 it was a VERY bad roll.
What is dis signature nonsence?! dem stupid human zoggers are always trien to confuze us.
During one game against chaos i lost around half of an army to a Daemon prince. During the first couple of turns I assaulted it w/ my death company after shooting it down to 1 wound. My death company gets no wounds. then my assault squad soars in. 30 attacks, 5 wounds, all armor saves pass. After turn 3, whilst my DC and assault squads are getting their as s wooped, the destruction of the Daemon prince becomes my primary objective. It was really pissing me off. By turn 6 i had fed the daemon prince my DC, My assault squad, my scout squad, my tactical squad, and my second tactical squad. On the last trun of the game, i eventually killed him.
Whenever a Daemon prince is fielded now i start to twitch. Im not joking either.
I once charged a unit of Kroot with my Dark Eldar Wyches. In a subsequent round of combat, I only inflicted five wounds, which surely he should all fail with his measly 6+ armor. To my amazement, all five passed, and then the Shaper cut a Wyche down with an Eviserator, and then I failed my Ld check!
Fantasy, Black Orc Boss fighting Skinks. 4 hits from 4 attacks. 4 1s to wound!
40k, Carnage. Necrons firing on Black Templar command squad 11" away with 34 Gauss shots. The lone survivor of a Blood Pact squad is 10" away. I fail my Ld test on Ld10, and all those shots are fired at the single Blood Pact bloke. He takes 15 wounds, and the Templars assault next turn, killing almost all the Necrons who were not obliterated by a well-placed Ordnance template from the Blood Pact guy's Basilisk. I got my revenge though, my Scarabs, deep-striking in, destroyed all the Blood Pact tanks.
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In 40k I managed to save 15 out of 16 4+ saves from orc attacks during a combat! He was really annoyed lol!
In Fantasy my sorceress is really unlucky. The first spell she ever attempted to cast (Doombolt) resulted in a miscasting 11. Practically every game she pulls a miscast (I've only just started the elves - but so far its miscasts 4 - issistable force - 1)
However on another note my spearmen are the luckiest little elves in the world. Even with strenth 3 they never seem to fail to wound!
Does anyone else find that some of there units are constantly lucky and some are just pathetic?
Conclusion - my warriors must have been training for centuries and are now unrivalled killing machines! And my sorceress needs to practice the Dark arts more - obviously she canth handle the arcane energys yet.
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My worst was on the first turn of a game, my witch hunters vs my mate's space wolves. Turn 1 shooting phase 1 I say "I'll do the plasma weapons first." A plasma cannon servitor, a plasma gun warrior henchman, and two plasma gun weilding storm troopers all get 1's and die. Every plasma weapon in my army, first dice rolls of the game.
For the rest of the game I just got caned, my Eversor got shot by a lascannon just when he was about to charge, my Inqusitor was killed by a Deep-striking force commander and Tac squad, and my seraphim battered a landraider for three turns getting terrible rolls until they were all finally cut down by the BS 2 machine spirit!
i've never really had much bad luck in 40k except for the occasional bought of 1's but i do however have tremendous luck with my World Eaters force and a few of my regular opponents swear that im favoured by Khorne.
one such example is one of my Aspiring champions who now acts as the armies lieutenant, this guy is a pretty simple conversion form a berserker but with a double headed chain-axe that i count as an axe of khorne and a few other tidbits. well this guy has killed so much and survived through all sorts of impossible situations that it really is kind of weird. one such time was when he charged a Daemon Prince of Khorne which cost twice as many points and have 2 more toughness and strength yet my guy managed to roll so many 6's he got a total of 18 hits in with 13 wounds which just made the Prince fall down into a pile of red goo. the look on my opponents face was priceless.
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