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    CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL WARNING

    Due to increasing products liability, alcoholic beverages manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following warning label be placed immediately on all bottles:

    Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

    Warning: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a w@nker.

    Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in.

    Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

    Warning: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes.

    Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

    Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can't remember).

    Warning: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

    Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home.

    Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

    Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you possess mystical Kung-Fu powers.

    Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are laughing with you.

    Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

    Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy

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    Rofl! So true...

    Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you can actually fly.

    Consumption of alcohol may have you ending up talking to a tree, and thinking you're actually having an intelligent conversation.
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    Too Funny&#33; It&#39;s 100% true&#33;
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    Or consuption can make you think you can do acrobats to, Oh much pain prosues

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    consumption of alcohol may cause you to believe that a cop is a 2 dollar whore (Seen that one happen before and it aint pretty, i really didnt think the billy club could be used in the way it did :huh: "
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    warning consumption of alchohal may cause a change in your personality such that people think you&#39;re drunk when you&#39;re not.
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    that might actually help, you shoot someone, and you can actually say..."Itwas a *Hickup* accident i was *Hickup* drunk&#33;"
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    i was talking about tom he wasnt drunk or high one day this week
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    The spikey ones go faster.

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    Rules for grenades are on page 72 of the rulebook.

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