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    Three men lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

    The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.? The king then explained, “Next, you have to shove the fruits up your butt without so much as an expression on your face, or you’ll be eaten.? The first apple went in, but on the second he winced in pain, and was killed.

    The second one arrived, and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.

    1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, and was killed.

    The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!?

    The second one replied, “I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.?

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    :lol: that was *****ing funny whered you get that one?
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    I found it on another forum so I thought I&#39;d share it with my members
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    lol that reminds me of another canniabal joke I heard, don&#39;t rember where though
    Two guys were walking through the jungle studdying the difrent plants and trees when out of no where a gang of cannibals pounced on them, tied em up, and took them back to their camp where they were promptly chucked into a big vat of water that they slowly heated. After some time one guy just busted out laughing and the other looked to him and asked "Why the hell are you laughing, were going to get cooked and eating here soon&#33;"
    The laughing man took a while to reply before he calmed down, then said with a sly smirk "Well I just peaed in their soup"

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    Lol, blackie that joke reminds me of another one, can&#39;t remember exactly how that went, but it was something like this one .
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