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There are many questions asked in life. Is there are God? Why do intelligent people by cinema hotdogs? What is the meaning of life? you know the type. but there is one Question taht STands above them all: are you a cat person or a dog person? I am a cat person. But the real question is: what type of person are you?
Well it really depends. I like cats with a piersporter or reisling. I like dogs with a chianti or a merlot. :shifty:
I hear voices...and they don't like you!
Doggies are da best!
'It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees'-Pancho Villa
'You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it'-Malcolm X
I'm not sure if you're aware, but the common stereotype is that if a man likes cats over dogs, he's a sissy. Well, sissy me up son, cause I just luv the lil' furballs.
A dog may be a man's best friend (and I do in fact like dogs too, just not as much as cats), but cats can pretty well take care of themselves; dogs have to rely on you much more.
A bunch of my college friends, guys and girls, were discussing this oneday (don't ask me why or how this unintelligible conversation came up), and we came to the conclusion that the difference between dogs and cats is like the difference between a clingy boyfriend/girlfriend and a rather independent one. Dogs depend on you to live...if you leave them at home while you go on a trip, they get depressed. They also need to be fed and given water every day and can't be toilet trained (except for the REAL smart ones), wheras a cat can live off of a large supply of food and water and use the litter box. Also, when you return, you're cat is just as happy as it was when you left. You're dog is in a slump, but is ecstatic to see you. And thus, we have the comparison...
When you go to the corner store, and you offer to take your dog for a walk, he/she starts panting and tripping over him or herself to go with you cause he or she is just so damned excited that you are including him or her in your life. Cat's don't give a bullpoop. If you walked up to your cat, sleeping on the bed, and offered to take it out, most cats would lift their heads, look at you, and say screw off. Regardless of this blowoff, cats can still be very affectionate and appreciative, but they just do so on their own time at their own choosing, cause their entire life doesn't revolve around you.
I like that. I like an independent girlfriend with her own life over a clingy one that can't live without you - and so, I like independent pets over dependent ones. Dogs, on they other hand, while having many redeeming characteristics, are just too dependent and clingy. And so, a really short story made long - I like cats over dogs, but that's just me, and I realize that most men embrace the idea of "man's best friend".
"EVIL DOESN'T WEAR A BONNET!"
- Mr Tinkles, Evil Cat Mastermind
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