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    An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair. I made love to two 21 year-old girls. Both of them. Twice."

    The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"

    "Never Father, I'm Jewish."

    "So then, why are you telling me?"

    "Are you kidding? I'm telling everybody!"

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    LOL...cool. WAAAGH! does an old body good.
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    Rofl!! My idea of a very cool old man!

    PS don't mind me, I'm obsessed with becoming an old man who still thinks about nothing else but sex, metal, alcohol, and insulting people, and who when addressed replies with 'heueueueueu' .
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    :lol: LOL

    Great one... Kinda reminds me of my Grandad on my mother&#39;s side... That&#39;s the kinda thing he could have said... hehe
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    Originally posted by BorninDarkness@Sep 30 2003, 03:51
    PS don&#39;t mind me, I&#39;m obsessed with becoming an old man who still thinks about nothing else but sex, metal, alcohol, and insulting people, and who when addressed replies with &#39;heueueueueu&#39; .
    don&#39;t worry that eventually passes when you get older, you also start thinking about work.

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    unexpected, LOL

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