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    #1. What's the difference between a dead baby and a cantaloupe?
    One's fun to hit with a mallet, one's just a melon.
    #2. What's the difference between a dead baby and a Corvette?
    I only have one Corvette in my garage.
    #3. What's the difference between a dead baby and a dollar?
    One's the official currency of America, one's the official currency of post-war Afghanistan
    #4. What's red and bubbly and smacks against glass?
    A dead baby in a blender
    #5. What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster?
    One dead baby in ten dumpsters
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    What's round and furry and large as a balloon?
    A hamster in a microwave.

    Si em, tow en can de lach.
    Tak! Tak! Tak ah wan, Tak a lah!
    Mi tow, can de lach.
    Mi him, en tow.

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    Hehe...

    Good one man...
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    You sick person <_<

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    hahahahahha

    what goes tap tap......tap tap

    a baby in a microwave
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    tap tap... tap tap... SPLUTCH&#33;&#33;&#33;

    Good ones there :lol: &#33;
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    ugh... thats sickening. Although i did like the dollar one.
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    whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies


    one you can unload with a pitchfork

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    okay now this one is really bad... do not read it if you are faint of heart, easily offended, or pregnant.


















    ======================
    Whats the difrence between a table and a dead baby?
    You can&#39;t do a table.
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    How do you get a dead baby into a Tupperware?
    Blender
    How do you get a dead baby out of a Tupperware?
    Tostitos
    Si em, tow en can de lach.
    Tak&#33; Tak&#33; Tak ah wan, Tak a lah&#33;
    Mi tow, can de lach.
    Mi him, en tow.

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    How do you stop a dead baby from slipping down a manhole?

    Throw a javelin through it.
    (That one was just odd, but it gets me every time.)

    What do you get a dead baby for Christmas?

    A dead puppy.


    BTW I had a friend who told some dead baby jokes to a substitute teacher and she was so shocked that she threatened to send him to the school psychologist.

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