British Joke - Warhammer 40K Fantasy
 

Welcome to Librarium Online!

Join our community of 80,000+ members and take part in the number one resource for Warhammer and Warhammer 40K discussion!

Registering gives you full access to take part in discussions, upload pictures, contact other members and search everything!


Register Now!

User Tag List

Closed Thread
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 11

Thread: British Joke

  1. #1
    Keeper of Records and Ale King Ulrik Flamebeard's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Leeds, Yorkshire
    Age
    32
    Posts
    10,982
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Reputation
    ReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputation
    1372 (x8)

    An English man, Irish man and a scottish man were walking down a road when they are suddenly chased by a bunch of coppers.

    They run down a side ally and find 3 empty sack and get in them. So the coppers come running round the corner and find the sacks.

    One copper kicks the first sack and the English man shouts "Woof! Woof!"
    The copper says "Oh! Leave it!"

    He kicks the next sack and the Scottish man replies "Meaow! Meaow!"
    The copper replies "Oh! Leave it!"

    The last sack containing the Irish man is kicked and he shouts "Potatoes! Potatoes!"



  2. Remove Advertisements
    Librarium-Online.com
    Advertisements
     

  3. #2
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Texas, USA, North America, Earth, Segmentum Solaris
    Posts
    969
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Reputation
    2 (x2)

    lol thats pretty funny.
    It's not Raymond Luxury Yacht, It's pronounced throat wobbler mangrove.
    <img src='http://arago4.tn.utwente.nl/stonedead/tv-series/pictures/fc-22/thumbnails/raymond-luxury-yacht.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    My elvish name is Maeglin Meneldur.

  4. #3
    Senior Member logan grimmnar's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    london
    Posts
    841
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Reputation
    1 (x2)

    i agree

  5. #4
    Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Saskatchewan, Canada
    Posts
    160
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Reputation
    1 (x1)

    It&#39;s funny but I&#39;ve heard it before with a Canadian, an Englishman and a Native.

  6. #5
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Saskatchewan, Canada
    Posts
    556
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Reputation
    2 (x2)

    blonde brunnette and red head
    <img src='http://www.directdesign.ru/portfolio/poster/img/10.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

  7. #6
    DING chemicalcaveman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Ireland
    Age
    34
    Posts
    1,740
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    ReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputation
    242 (x6)

    Yea very funny (spot the irishman).

    What about this one. A scotsman a welshman a irishman and and englishman are on a crashing plane. The scotsman grabs a paracute and as he jumps out of the plan shouts "For Scotland". The Welshman gets the next paracute and as he jumps out shouts "For Wales". The Irishman gets the second last paracute and shouts "For Ireland" and pushes the Englishman out.

    No offence to the english is meant by this joke, i only repeated it as it was told to me.

  8. #7
    Keeper of Records and Ale King Ulrik Flamebeard's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Leeds, Yorkshire
    Age
    32
    Posts
    10,982
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Reputation
    ReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputation
    1372 (x8)

    Quite funny. No offence taken. What about this one:

    Two Irishmen were walking down a road, when one of them found a mirror. Looking in the mirror he said to his mate "Ya know, that face looks familiar". He hands it to his mate and he looks at it and says "Of course it does ya idot. It&#39;s mine"

  9. #8
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    england
    Posts
    994
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Reputation
    -3 (x0)

    ok here one i have just thought of. it is really rubbish or i think it is anyway.

    there is 4 irish and an englishman hanging onto a parachute. but it is too heavy. they realise this and they agree that one of them must let go. one of the irishman says he will let go but the english man says that trhe irishman should stay with his mates nad that he will let go. when the irish here this they start clapping.

    anyone who doesnt get this just say and i will explain it.
    Want a website built to show off your miniatures? We recommend www.reaperwebdesign.co.uk

  10. #9
    DING chemicalcaveman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Ireland
    Age
    34
    Posts
    1,740
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    ReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputationReputation
    242 (x6)

    Both of them are good. Havent heard them before and i thought i have heard all the irish man jokes. We are not all that stupid you know and we are not all called Paddy either

  11. #10
    Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    .....
    Posts
    128
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Reputation
    1 (x1)

    lol... :lol: i can imagine it...

    Clap Clap Clap Clap plunge....

Closed Thread
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts