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Here are some Questions of 40k to mull over:
If Azreal is the leader of the Dark Angels, why doesn't he have an invunerable save?
If Marneus Clagar is the Greatest living Chapter Master (according to GW and WD) then why is Logan Grimnar better equipped? And why is Captian Shrike the same points cost?
If Space Marines are so rare, why do I face so many on the battle table?
If Eldar are a dying race, why can they field more troopers than Tau?
If Tau train almost excluslivey in ranged combat why do they have a BS of 3?
Why doesn't the Imperium use a gaint magnet to find all the Necrons?
Why doesn't the Imperium use gaint cans of bug spray to defeat the tyranids?
Do Chaos marines ever look in the mirror?
If Urkaser Creed is the leader of Cadia, and its best soldier ever (according to Eot codex) then why does he only have a 4+ save?
Add your own to the list. See how many we can come up with.
Last edited by Lord Yossanrion; April 24th, 2005 at 08:47.
the orks belive they can. this is the real answer. all orks are latent psikers; if they acctualy belive something, it acctualy happens, as long as another ork doesn't constradict it. if you asked an ork whay "da red uns go fasta" he'd look at you as if you where retarded.How do Ork vehicles Move?read above.How does a Ork vehicle that's painted Red go faster than it's black colored twin?Because GW nevver gives special chars invuln saves for some reason.If Azreal is the leader of the Dark Angels, why doesn't he have an invunerable save?"greatest" is an oppinion. also, acording to fluff, chapter masters shouldn't be "statable", they're just too powerfull, therefore, any representation of them will be tremedously off.If Marneus Clagar is the Greatest living Chapter Master (according to GW and WD) then why is Logan Grimnar better equipped? And why is Captian Shrike the same points cost?because they are the easyest army to play.If Space Marines are so rare, why do I face so many on the battle table?a: gardians are 8 points a piece, while a firewarrior is 10.If Eldar are a dying race, why can they field more troopers than Tau?
b: gardians are just citezen malitia(allmost every eldar is a fighting eldar). if the tau were to employ the water, air, and earth castes in their army, it would look much differantBS 4 represents alot of skill with a weapon. BS 3 represents one trained in waepo use.If Tau train almost excluslivey in ranged combat why do they have a BS of 3?
Just because a scientist can devealop a gun does not mean he is proficiant with it.im not going to even bother answering that.Why doesn't the Imperium use a gaint magnet to find all the Necrons?now you're just getting desperate.Why doesn't the Imperium use gaint cans of bug spray to defeat the tyranids?how the hell is that a paradox?Do Chaos marines ever look in the mirror?you dont have to be good at fighting to be a legondary fighter. his intellect in commanding armys is amazing. and besides, after all, he is just a human.If Urkaser Creed is the leader of Cadia, and its best soldier ever (according to Eot codex) then why does he only have a 4+ save?
That leaves us with a grand total of 0 paradoxes(acctualy, you had none to begin with, but thats beside the point). next time, read the fluff, think about you question for a second; and if you have any shread of an imagination, come up with a solution yourself.
I Cannot believe you took those questions seriously. Remember, the forum is supposed to be for fun too - Wolfkin
Last edited by Psipher19; April 24th, 2005 at 08:31.
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how can poor ork weapons be almost as good as a bolter?
How come a heroic senior officer cost 10 pts more than a captain even though the captain is better in every single way?
How can the "god of war" the avatar, be killed by 20 guardsmen in closecombat?
why can Imperial guard use cypher the fallen one as a special caracther?
how can a guardsman kill a 10000-year old chosen terminator with his lasgun?
thats the ones I can think about, keep 'em coming
Calm down mate. I think you've taken the post the wrong way. I meant of all of these as jokes. I'm not so dumb as to ask these as serious questions. Jeeze. Attmitdaley some were a bit crap, but I'm just trying to give everyone a laugh. You are not actually spossed to answer the questions. And I'll admit that Perhaps my English was a bit average. I'll change the post name for you. That was My bad. But just take a chill pill Cypher19. Okay?
All you other guys who took the post as intended - you have some really good ones. Keep 'em com'n
Last edited by Lord Yossanrion; April 24th, 2005 at 08:48.
well sorry mister logic. sheesh what crawled up your a** and died.
ive got a paradox how come your such an a**.
and now to be serious.
how come a bullet from a bolter is just as good as the ancient technology as the necron gauss blaster
Last edited by box; April 24th, 2005 at 08:51.
heres a couple on the same jist,
Having trouble with greenskin infestations try new OrkAway tm* the new fungicide from Imperial Amce co.
If a lictor falls over in the woods and theres no one to hear it does it make a sound?
ps(if a chaos marine could get a 10foot by 4foot mirror he would only break it)Z
if a lictor falls over the hive mind would hear it so yes it would make a sound
and that stupid idiot Tigurias would be tapping into it so he would hear it.
Then he would tell the smelly head Calgar. They would have a laugh then tell the rest of the Ultramarines, who would all giggle like little girls.
Did I mention that I think the Ultrmarines are meanies that smell
Well actually I know they are!! :lol:
Last edited by Vengeance Strike Lord; April 24th, 2005 at 10:20.
ah you got me there!
does anyone know how many grots it takes to screw in a light bulb?