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Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends
to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and
the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax
contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five
A,E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
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OMG......are these from little kids or stupid high schoolers? Some of them are funny as ***** thou...
Hurr, hurr! :lol:
Although the worst answer I have even seen was: I am unable to answer this question as it is questioning my belief in religion.
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OMG. Dead sheep and canoeists, i nearly fell off my chair laughing.
The worst answer to a question i ever saw was a friend off mine. We had to write an essay on Joseph Stalin. His answer went something like this.
My name is Joseph Stalin. I rule the USSR. My friends call me Joey.
I laughed so much when he showed it to me. Needless to say he got an F
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Yay to blackhat and his cool jokes! May you always have that black cowboy hat superglued to your head and roll critical hits! :w
Hehe, funny as hell
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