Jesus walk into a bar and throws three hobnails down, he turns to the Barkeeper and says
" Can you put me up for the night? "

Q: Why doesn't Jesus eat M&M's?
A: they keep falling through his hands

Q: What do you call a woman who leans against a pole?
A: Ilene

Q: What do you call a Chinese woman who leans against a pole?
A: Irene

Q: What do you call a Chinese Woman with a food Processor on her head?
A: Brenda

Q: Why don't blondes have sex the morning after an all night session?
A: you ever tried opening a grilled cheese sandwich?

ah can't think of anymore