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    Well, since I saw the dead baby jokes, and heard all of them, I figured I'd share some other jokes that I find quite humorous. But I need approval from the Mods prior to any of these jokes spilling out of my hands.


    EDIT: Some of these are Homosexual pedophilia, even though I am not homosexual, nonetheless these made me cry when I heard them (in a good way).


    Mad Props to Angel_of_Rust for the sig.

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    Hey, they're jokes, can't be sick enough . You have my approval!
    Ze titles yez...
    When in doubt,
    Smite.
    <SilverMane> I would trust BID with my life
    <SilverMane> HEIL BID!
    <Adrian-> BiD is Omnipotent; All Knowing, All Powerful!
    <Scary_Troopers> I see you as an optimist, GT. : D

    But what of the midgets!?
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    What&#39;s black, blue and hates sex?
    The 10 year old in my trunk.

    Whats better than an 18 yr old?
    2 9 yr olds.

    What&#39;s the best thing about a 12 yr old?
    Get her in the shower, wet her hair back, and she looks like an8 yr old boy.

    What did the pedophile say to the other?
    Trade you a 10 for 2 5s.

    What&#39;s the difference between a pedophile and acne?
    One waits until you&#39;re thirteen to come on your face.

    More to come, I can&#39;t think of them right now, and one of my friends is a pedophile.

    Mad Props to Angel_of_Rust for the sig.

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    How do you make a 3 yr old cry twice?
    Clean your bloody (ehrm) off on her teddy bear.

    Mad Props to Angel_of_Rust for the sig.

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    ROFL&#33;&#33; Rude, but freakin hilarious if you&#39;ve no morals :lol: &#33;&#33; Keep em coming &#33;
    Ze titles yez...
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    Smite.
    <SilverMane> I would trust BID with my life
    <SilverMane> HEIL BID!
    <Adrian-> BiD is Omnipotent; All Knowing, All Powerful!
    <Scary_Troopers> I see you as an optimist, GT. : D

    But what of the midgets!?
    =]Front in favour of Moderation of the Harshest kind.[=


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    ya I know, isn&#39;t it great?


    What do you get when you cut a 3 yr old?
    A hard-on. (the basis for the dead baby joke.)

    Mad Props to Angel_of_Rust for the sig.

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    hahahahah sick but i have very few morals so it&#39;s funny.
    Wir Werden Vorherrschen&#33;

    &quot;I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.&quot;

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    whats a pedophile?

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    You don&#39;t know&#33;? A guy who has sex with kiddies...
    Ze titles yez...
    When in doubt,
    Smite.
    <SilverMane> I would trust BID with my life
    <SilverMane> HEIL BID!
    <Adrian-> BiD is Omnipotent; All Knowing, All Powerful!
    <Scary_Troopers> I see you as an optimist, GT. : D

    But what of the midgets!?
    =]Front in favour of Moderation of the Harshest kind.[=


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    What&#39;s better than sex w/ a 6 yr old girl?




    Nothin&#39; man.....nothin&#39;........

    Mad Props to Angel_of_Rust for the sig.

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