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I got my Advanced Science exam back today. My Starting percent was 74%. Using my persuasive voice, words, and complements I managed to knock my grade upto 80%! w00t! This was exceptional, even for such a talented speaker, such as myself. I then procceded to help my friend get a respectable 60% ("Come on sir, just a few more marks, so he can get adecent mark to show to his mother..."), and helped another of my class mates get a pass ("thats right sir, give him those few extra marks, what can it hurt? Just help the poor lad pass. You know how much he does in class: his best. Thats right sir..."). I scabed so many marks for people my teacher commented that I should become a lawyer!
Soooooooo, I've got this speeding ticket.....
Yossie my boy, my parole hearing is on saturday....
hmmmm. I didn't know I could be so succesfull! See the headlines "16 yr old makes world class lawyer". I could help you guys, all I need is a litte insentive... *hand makes that motion people make when they are gesturing for money to be put in thier hand*
Pity that words won't swing your percentage a single point in a 'real' exam.
Heh! Seems like your inquisitorial aura has started affecting your real life now, Mylord.
"Do you want your heretic rare, medium or well done, Lord Inquisitor?"