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Okay, so I am getting ready for bed, it's around midnight by the way, when this whopper waterbug (for those that haven't heard of them, imagine roaches 2.5 times bigger and 5 times faster) comes in. I am not in the mood to kill it and scrape up guts off the floor, so I start throwing paper balls at it to scare it away. The little thing crawls into the shorts that were on my floor. I started muttering obscenites then, and started throwing markers, pens, pencils and crayons at it. The thing popped its head out, and walked around the room, so I grabbed a GI Joe and threw it at it, and it took cover in my shorts again. I am getting extremely annoyed, and start throwing some medium sized books at it. It comes out, and I notice a huge box of Legos that I hardly use, so I grab a handful, and throw it, it runs behind my frickin computer and bass guitar. I threw paper balls and Legos for about a half hour, until it popped out again and hid under the amp, so I wait for it to come out. When it does, it hides under a pencil case I threw earlier. I throw things at it while I go outside my room to tell my dad that I needed some help. I go back up and flash the lights on and off for a while until the thing comes out, and throw a pen at itas hard as I could. It would of been a impalement, but it freakin dodges it! It just freakin dodged a pen going really really fast! It ran around in circles a couple times while I threw more junk at it. It ran under my bed, and I have no clue where it is at this point, so I have to sleep on the couch :glare: . What are some of your annoying bug stories?
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My god! Thats almost like the 'Hormigaunt that would not die.' shot the thing 20 times and stabbed it 10 and it makes ALL its armor saves...
But for real bugs the only thing like that thats happened to me was this fly that got stuck in my window once, didn't stop buzzing till it starved to death.
The most annoying bug story isn't really a story, its just that masquitos(sp) are really annoying. You try to go outside at night in the middle of summer to relax, because it is cooler, and you hear a bug buzzing in your ear. Then you feal an itch on your foot. Guess what it is, a masquito. Then your foot itches for the next three days.
I just can't stand masquitos.
Anywhere that doesn't have masquitos is really lucky.
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It's spiders I hate.
- One day in the hall, there was a big spider on the wall. I pointed it out to the dog, who promptly went up and ate it.
- The dog's also like, Initiative 6. Watching TV one evening, big spider runs out from under the TV cabinet. Dogs leaps on spider and eats it.
- One evening, I just get into bed and I see a shadow move across the floor very quickly. I turn the light on, and there's a big-ass spider standing where my bare foot was barely 20 seconds ago. I grab to top half of the Chaos Rhino box and trap the bastard, placing he 3rd Ed. 40K rulebook on top. I had a nightmare that the spider had used it's acid fangs to burn a hole in the floor and escape, but mum disposed of it the next morning.
I also had a fly trying to make love to my moustache last Wednesday evening at archery. I couldn;t get rid of it so i went and shot inside instead.
- Watch this space.
I agree. Mosquitos are the most annoying bug ever in the history of the world. I hate living in Florida. They're everywhere! They serve no purpose in life what-so-ever. You can't even go outsied and evjoy it without getting bit various times. Putting them on this planet is one of the things that I'll never understand about god...
Bugs serve perpose in this world to irritate the crap out of you. Mines basically slugs.
They tend to have a habbit of sliming their way over the sidewalk and I stepped on one
with my barefoot! I went and grabbed my lighter and I burned it!
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