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*The music plays and people enjoy the free drinks as they take to their chairs in Toastees back garden under the huge Glazbo type thing.*
Toastee: "Hello all! And Welcome to the 4th LO Awards!"
*lots of clapping and "Whooooos"*
Toastee: "First off, a note to all the people who have PM'ed in the last day asking and telling me to get the awards up. I feel that I must say sorry to you all. Yes, Sorry that I don't have a net connection in the supermarket that I work at. I shall make a note to my bosses to get them to stick a PC in the Butter and Juices section so that I might be able to do my MOD duties while at work."
"Now! On to the Awards! YAY!!!!11!11one"
KU: "He actually said one? o__O"
Toastee: "So, ok, the first award is..."
-Best Overall Member
Toastee: "Well done Gref! =^_____^=
Grephaun: "Yay!" ^___^
*Suddenly Thunder and lightning crackles overhead and two dark figures can be seen standing on Toastees house*
K3: "0mG!11 wh0 iz DaT?12/1?///???/"
*KU Slaps K3*
Toastee: *Groans* "WHY??"
BiD: "Yes! It is I! BiD! Bornin Darkness! He who was born in...err...DARKNESS!"
BiD: "Fear me! and my new sidekick! VINDEH TEH l33t Haxxs0rz!"
Vindkall: "MUHAHAHAHAA......wait.....l33t Haxxs0rz? You said you wouldn't call me that!! >.<
BiD: "Shut it, I'm the one who was born in darkness, not you =P"
Vindkall: ;_; "But.."
BiD: "NO BUT'S!"
BiD: "Now min...er...I mean Sidekick GO GET ME THAT AWARD!"
*Vindeh leap from the roof onto the stage and grabs at Grefs award.*
Vindkall: "HA HA! MINE! STEAL!"
Grephaun: ;____; "NO!"
*Grephaun punches Vindkall in teh face*
Vindkall: "Owwwwie ;_x"
*Grephaun storms off, stepping on Vindy as she does*
Toastee: "Ok, now...err..next award."
Voice from the roof: "You suck as a sidekick!"
Toastee: "No you don't. Theres cake at the food table."
Vindkall: "^__^ Yay! Cake!" *Vindkall runs of to get cake*
-Screw loose Award
-Most Helpful Member
Toastee: "This is the first of two joint awards."
*Nemy steps up to take the award, wearing one of those hats that have straws and allow you to stick can of soda in it.*
Nemy: "What?" o.O "You dissing my cool hat!! I'll get the hounds! XD!!!!"
*Toastee dangles the MOD Baneblade keys*
Nemy: O___O!!!!!!! "Sorry!! ;_;"
-Fluff Know it all
Alexei Vor Yaruk
K3: !!!!! "Y i n0 g3t Spa|\/|s0rz!! Ah SpAz Ki|\|g!11!11111one"
Toastee: "Spaz king?" =O_o=
K3: !!!! "0h n0h! TyP0!!11"
-Forum Troll/Flamer (AKA The Golden Flamer Award)
-Services to LO Award.
*Phobos comes up to the stage wearing a T-Shirt that says "Kicking your @$$ since 2003"*
-Best Sig (Graphical)
Edicus: "YAY! ^_____^"
Edicus: O.O! *Edi slowly moves away from the foaming fox*
KU: O__O *Picks Toastee up and puts him in the cool down cage*
KU: "Ok...er...looks lik...."
*The cage rattles*
Edicus: O.O! "Can we just not use a Tranquilizer dart?"
KU: "We would, but Toastee threw them all at Nemy the last time he went all.....foamy..."
Edicus: "He did???"
KU: "Yea...thankfully though, the soda and suger in Nems Blood seems to counter it somehow."
KU: *Puts the Ale Bowl in the cage.*
KU: "Ok, that should do. Now, on with the Awards!"
-Best Sig (Quote) (NEW)
-Best Avatar (NEW)
-Best gaming topic
Are Space Marines losing their darkness?
-Best non-gaming topic
Why are you still here?
-Funniest non-gaming topic
IRC chat quotes
KU: "Now, that the awards are over, please enjoy the free drink and food! ^__^ Oh, and DONT OPEN THE CAGE"
*Everyone claps and cheers*
*Some moments later, BiD sneaks up*
BiD: "I wonder if theres any awar...." *Trips over the cage opening it*
*BiD wakes up the sleeping, drunk, rabid fox*
BiD: O___O *Gulp*
Toastee mauls BiD, then falls alseep again
I got an award! I'd like to thank all my fans..and my mum..and oh god the cage is open! Save me some cake! *runs off and hides*
Nice job btw Taoastee, and congradulations to everyone else too..I guess...*hugs the award* My precious....
Last edited by Edicius; July 22nd, 2005 at 20:42.
Next time =Â¬.Â¬= Next time...
Least now I can make a new sig =^.^=
Congrats to everyone who won an award! - And Conmiserations to those that didn't!
Toastee, that's some funny dialogue put in. You should win an awrd for that.
Well done, guys.
Congratulations to all who won something, particularly Grephaun with who I think I have as long a friendship as any here on LO.
And to all our guys in #warhammerfun who won something, many grats.
And finally, major major thanks to Toastee, who does a lot of work to make the Awards go. Big up, mate !!
Ryan Dancey, Vice President of Wizards of the Coast, believed that TSR failed because of "...a near total inability to listen to its customers, hear what they were saying, and make changes to make those customers happy." Are you listening, Games Workshop ?
YAY, about time, but only a sidekick
And I'll get my revenge for that 1337-haxx0r comment too.
Also, no award, bah, I demand a recount(not).
Anyhow, fun read as always, good job Toastee and congrats to everyone that got an award.
*Blushes and smiles.* Wow, I actually won awards. Plural. And I didnâ€™t even know I deserved any! Best Overall Member, Most Helpful Member, Fluff Know It All and Best Modâ€¦ Itâ€™s completely overwhelming. Thank you so much guys! *Hugs everyone who voted for her, and then everyone else too, just because.* ^_^
My apologies to poor Vindkall, though. I guess the whole situation made me a bit emotional there; I never intended to actually punch you in the face. *Gives Vindkall a prescription for a pair of Aspirins and asks him to call her tomorrow if the pain has not subsided.* Furthermore, I would be honoured to give my award for Best Overall Member to BiD, if he actually shows up in person to claim it instead of sending his minion. :p
Also, congratulations to everyone else who has won awards, and many thanks to Toastee for doing all this work and hosting the Awards Show. I guess itâ€™s time to grab the virtual champagne now and go partying all night long in the forum chat. See you there!
"Girls are nice and cuddly on the outside, and freaky on the inside." ~ Lost Nemesis.
ah well dident get the art award again theres allways next year
[grumble] curses that damm webcomic pushing me out the way..[/grumble]
spambot kill tally: 79
[16:19] <@Alzer> Arky's right though
[16:20] <@Kaiser-> I know he is.
[16:20] <@Kaiser-> He usually is.
[16:20] <@Kaiser-> Sometimes it's intentional.
[00:01] <+zubus> i love you, ya skirt wearin nothern monkey! ^_^
Yeah, guess it hurts a bit :/Originally Posted by Grephaun
And minion, neva, I am out for his place on the throne of darkness, all I need is a dagger and a trip to dutchovia (yes, I know that it's called the Netherlands, but those that knows about dutchovia gets the point).
Woo an award!! T'was best writer, but an award. Thanks for the folks who voted for that.
Congrates to all others, and glad to be of help with the maddness that is the awards. Good luck for next time folks.
Now if you'll excuse me..
*Stands in front of the rabit fox and twirls his axe* (That takes practice folks -__^ )
I set the Jedi loving Knape on you. In his jedi robes of nakedness!! (I will bring this up often. :p )
Toastee - O___________o *Gets back in cage and pretends to sleep*