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    During a joint exercise between American, British, and Australian
    forces, the three commanders get into an argument, naturally, about
    whose forces are best. The American General says,
    "My men are the best because they are so brave. PRIVATE!" A young
    Private comes over, salutes, and stands at attention. The American
    General says, "Boy, you see that tank coming down the road? I want you
    to stand infront of it and get run over." The Private nods and stands in
    the road. SQUISH! He gets run over. The British General shakes his head
    and says,
    "Nah, that's nothing. PRIVATE!" A young Private comes over, salutes,
    and stands at attention. The British General says, "Lad, you see that
    plane over there? Go get in it, go up to 10,000 feet, and jump out.
    Without a parachute." The private nods and gets in the plane. SPLAT! All
    over the ground. The Australian General laughs and says,
    "No, no, no, that's nothing. watch. PRIVATE!" A young Private comes
    over, salutes, and stands at attention. The Australian General says,
    "Mate, see that cliff over there? I want you to go jump off it." The
    Private shakes his head and says,
    "Ah, f*ck you, sir!" The Australian looks at the others and goes,
    "See? Now that's brave!"


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    Lol Cheers NS I've heard this before only instead on military it was religious. Good one.

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    LOL never heard it before gotta remember it its a nice one

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    LOL Good one. Good one.

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    i havent heard this one before but i was quite impressed

    :lol: best i've read yet

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    heard it before cept it was army navy marines
    The Guardsmen Legions, we fight for the freedom!

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    Ya, I think they general issue us that joke when we join the military, still funny nonetheless.

    :lol:

    Mad Props to Angel_of_Rust for the sig.

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